82,882
edits
Coronavirus: Difference between revisions
no edit summary
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{a|g|[[File:Coronavirus emoji.jpg|450px|center]]<br><small>Magnificent image courtesy of https://picsart.com/u/venlaava</small>}} | {{a|g|[[File:Coronavirus emoji.jpg|450px|center]]<br><small>Magnificent image courtesy of https://picsart.com/u/venlaava</small>}}[[Business continuity management|Business continuity managers]] everywhere: ''THIS IS YOUR MOMENT''. Every dog has its day, and lord knows, you’ve been waiting long enough for yours. Here it is! ''Enjoy'' it. | ||
[[Legal eagles]]: for you, the news is not so good. This is the moment when that lovingly over-wrought [[risk taxonomy]] — you know, the one the whole department, globally, spent eight years perfecting, after the ''last'' market crash — falls apart before your very eyes. | |||
For where in it, pray tell, does it cover the risks to airline solvency, or pasta distribution, of flu epidemics? What practical defence ''is'' there to the second-order calamities that follow in the wake of unholy mass-hyperventilation by an interconnected multitude? | For where in it, pray tell, does it cover the risks to airline solvency, or pasta distribution, of flu epidemics? What practical defence ''is'' there to the second-order calamities that follow in the wake of unholy mass-hyperventilation by an interconnected multitude? | ||