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{{a|g|[[File:Two wankel.png|thumb|center|450px|The unique, and unscorable, Mazda RX-3]]}} | {{a|g|[[File:Two wankel.png|thumb|center|450px|The unique, and unscorable, Mazda RX-3]]}} | ||
The “okay so how am I meant to deal with ''this''?” situation. Named after the | The “okay so how am I meant to deal with ''this''?” situation. Named after the Rotary Mazda RX-3 in [[Top Trumps]] — a hair-dresser supercar, I am told —that doesn’t seem to be comparable in any meaningful way in the engine category, with any other card in the pack. So who wins? Search me. | ||
:'''Dealer''': ''(Triumphantly slapping down a Rover 3500 Van den Plas)'' Cylinders: V-EIGHT! BEAT THAT, SUCKER!!! | :'''Dealer''': ''(Triumphantly slapping down a Rover 3500 Van den Plas)'' Cylinders: V-EIGHT! BEAT THAT, SUCKER!!! | ||
:'''Second player''' | :'''Second player''' ''(Patiently lays the Mazda with a cryptic smile)'': AHA!! [[Two wankel engines|TWO WANKEL ENGINES]]! | ||
:'''Everyone''': | :'''Everyone''' ''(after a prolonged bout of sniggering)'': Umm... | ||
So now what are you supposed to do? | So ''now'' what are you supposed to do? | ||
This dilemma comes from a time before the Internet, when [[boredom]] was a priced-in feature of every adolescent life, and not just those of office workers. | |||
===Finbarr Saunders=== | ===Finbarr Saunders=== | ||