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*'''Animal cruelty''': A dog bite, some unpleasant medicine and redistribution of Frederick’s pudding to victim dog. | *'''Animal cruelty''': A dog bite, some unpleasant medicine and redistribution of Frederick’s pudding to victim dog. | ||
*'''Playing with matches''': Death (human combustion). | *'''Playing with matches''': '''Death''' (non-spontaneous human combustion). | ||
*'''Casual racism''': Being compulsorily dyed black by a bearded giant. | *'''Casual racism''': Being compulsorily dyed black by a bearded giant. | ||
*'''Hunting''': Your quarry turns the tables and you find yourself, your spouse and her coffee cup being shot at by a bespectacled rabbit. ( | *'''Hunting''': Your quarry turns the tables and you find yourself, your spouse and her coffee cup being shot at by a bespectacled rabbit. (Rabbit’s own child suffers collateral damage being scalded by falling coffee). In fairness fairly credulous hunter allowing himself to be overpowered and outfoxed by a rabbit. No-one emerges out of this tale with much credit. | ||
*'''Thumb sucking''': Forcible amputation of thumbs by large man in red trousers with giant shears. | *'''Thumb sucking''': Forcible amputation of thumbs by large man in red trousers with giant shears. | ||
*'''Not eating soup''': Death (starvartion) | *'''Not eating soup''': '''Death''' (starvartion) | ||
*'''Fidgeting''': Having the dining room table collapse on you and incurring wrath of your parents. | *'''Fidgeting''': Having the dining room table collapse on you and incurring wrath of your parents. | ||
*'''Walking vacantly''': Near-drowning. Loss of schoolbook. Mirth of fish. | *'''Walking vacantly''': Near-drowning. Loss of schoolbook. Mirth of fish. | ||
*'''Playing with umbrella in a storm''': Death (cause of death not articulated; body never recovered). | *'''Playing with umbrella in a storm''': '''Death''' (presumed: cause of death not articulated; body never recovered). | ||
Never did [[me]] any harm, though. | Never did [[me]] any harm, though. | ||