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[[Relationship contract]]s are invariably struck in fine weather, but concern themselves exclusively with what should happen if it rains, hence they are basically a downer, articulating as they do the deepest and most paranoid fears of each other’s credit departments on a day that is meant to be one of unalloyed joy.
[[Relationship contract]]s are invariably struck in fine weather, but concern themselves exclusively with what should happen if it rains, hence they are basically a downer, articulating as they do the deepest and most paranoid fears of each other’s credit departments on a day that is meant to be one of unalloyed joy.


Unlike [[Transaction|transactions]] thast might happen under them, business relationships are long, indeterminate affairs of no fixed duration — the longer the better<ref>The relationship, that is: once upon a time a [[legal eagle]] understood this truism to refer the written contract ''documenting'' the relationship and the rest is, as they say, the formal academic study of past events, particularly in human affairs, including, [[for the avoidance of doubt]], any [[one or more]] specific series of past events, circumstances and activities arising in relation to or in connection with a particular person, place or thing.</ref> — and it is a curious fact that they suffer concentrated, intense, white-hot focus from all concerned during their formation, right up until the very moment they are executed — a period of time in which, necessarily, the parties have nothing at stake at all — and after, not a soul on either side gives them so much as a backward glance to the contract for the next twenty years except to periodically update it for MiFID, but in which period each party’s risk to the other may gyrate between colossal peaks.
Unlike [[Transaction|transactions]] thast might happen under them, business relationships are long, indeterminate affairs of no fixed duration — generally, the longer the better<ref>The relationship, that is: once upon a time a [[legal eagle]] understood this truism to refer the written contract ''documenting'' the relationship and the rest is, as they say, the formal academic study of past events, particularly in human affairs, including, [[for the avoidance of doubt]], any [[one or more]] specific series of past events, circumstances and activities arising in relation to or in connection with a particular person, place or thing.</ref> — and it is a curious fact that relationship contracts suffer almost unbearably intense, white-hot focus from all concerned during the six months from initiation right up to the moment they are executed — a period of time in which, necessarily, the parties have nothing at stake at all — but once consummated, not a soul on either side gives the contract so much as a backward glance to the contract for the next twenty years except to periodically update it for MiFID — despite that being a period in which each party’s risk to the other will gyrate between colossal peaks.


===Form===
===Form===
Where traditional marriage vows concern themselves with the countless ways each partner must strive to keep the relationship together however hard things get, [[relationship contract]]s tend therefore to catalogue all the ways one can contrive to get out of it at the first sign of trouble.
A business relationship may be like a marriage, but it is instructive to note the differences in contracting terms: where marriage vows concern themselves with the countless ways each partner must strive to cherish the other, straining sinews to keep the relationship together however peculiar her habits turn out to be, [[relationship contract]]s tend to catalogue all the ways one can contrive to get out of it at any sign of trouble.


===Nature===
===Nature===