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{{def|Boredom heat-death|/ˈbɔːdəm hiːt dɛθ/|n|}} | {{def|Boredom heat-death|/ˈbɔːdəm hiːt dɛθ/|n|}} | ||
1. (''Of the universe''): A plausible ultimate fate for commerce and industry is to be entirely consumed by {{tag|flannel}}. | 1. (''Of the universe''): A plausible ultimate fate for commerce and industry is to be entirely consumed by {{tag|flannel}}, such that the universe itself collapses into a state of irretrievable [[confusion entropy]]. <br> | ||
2. A state in which all commercial activity has been vanquished by [[disclaimers]], [[boilerplate]], and {{f|flannel}} — arrived at by means of a series of weekly [[all-hands conference call]]s — such that [[confusion | 2. (''Of commerce''): A state in which all commercial activity has been vanquished by [[disclaimers]], [[boilerplate]], and {{f|flannel}} — arrived at by means of a series of weekly [[all-hands conference call]]s — such that [[confusion]] has approached its asymptotic maximum and there is a state of zero free thermodynamic creative energy. Commerce is no longer sustainable and collapses into a state of complete [[ennui]]. | ||
{{heatdeath}} | {{heatdeath}} | ||