Service catalog: Difference between revisions

}}It is strange what the service catalog — a work of utter science fiction dreamed up by a someone who has taken one too many Six-Sigma workshops — omits. It won’t mention “answering stupid questions,” “trying to forlornly to recover documents because [[Microsoft Office]] unexpectedly crashed”, “retyping them once you give up looking for them”, “attending ‘the future of legal’ transformational journey workshops”, “covering one’s own arse”; “trying to ''look'' like one is covering someone else’s arse, to make them go away, while not actually doing so”, “sitting on pointless [[committee|committees]] designed to cover ''everyone’s'' arse” and “attending pointless [[conference calls]] to save the time of one lazy arse who would rather waste twenty hours of other people’s time rather than one of his”.