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'''King''': Guards | From that fabulous guide to the absurdities of modern life, ''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'': | ||
If you have worked for any time in a large organisation and not noticed that every conversation bears some kind of resemblance to this, that means YOU ARE THE GUARD: | |||
{{box|'''King''': Guards!! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. <br> | |||
'''First Guard''': Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. <br> | '''First Guard''': Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. <br> | ||
'''King''': No, no. ''Until'' I come and get him. <br> | '''King''': No, no. ''Until'' I come and get him. <br> | ||
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'''King''': Yes, make sure he doesn't leave. <br> | '''King''': Yes, make sure he doesn't leave. <br> | ||
'''First Guard''': Oh, yes, of course. <br> | '''First Guard''': Oh, yes, of course. <br> | ||
'''First Guard''' ''points at Second Guard'': I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard. <br> | '''First Guard''' ''points at Second Guard'': I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard. <br> | ||
'''King''': Is that clear? <br> | '''King''': Is that clear? <br> | ||
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'''First Guard''': We're coming with you. <br> | '''First Guard''': We're coming with you. <br> | ||
'''King''': No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure ''he'' doesn't leave. <br> | '''King''': No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure ''he'' doesn't leave. <br> | ||
'''First Guard''': Oh, I see. Right.<br> (continued on p.94) | '''First Guard''': Oh, I see. Right.<br> (continued on p.94) }} | ||
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