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{{Image|Nosferatu|jpg|The founding partner of S&C feeding on the soul of a [[Vampire squid|vampire squid]] yesterday.{{important disclaimer}}}}}}{{quote|'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn’t ''really'' a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s and its relationship with prominent Wall Street brokerage firms has no supernatural aspect of any kind and you are quite safe visiting its premises without traditional anti-[[vampire]] accoutrements.'' <ref>As far as anyone knows for sure.</ref>}}[[Sullivan and Cromwell]] is an eternal succubus,{{important disclaimer}} famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.{{important disclaimer}} Its partners are immortal,{{important disclaimer}} cannot tolerate sunlight{{important disclaimer}} and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.{{important disclaimer}} | {{Image|Nosferatu|jpg|The founding partner of S&C feeding on the soul of a [[Vampire squid|vampire squid]] yesterday.{{important disclaimer}}}}}}{{quote|'''''Important [[disclaimer]]''': Sullivan and Cromwell is a celebrated Manhattan firm of [[US Attorney]]s. It isn’t ''really'' a disguised coven of [[vampire]]s and its relationship with prominent Wall Street brokerage firms has no supernatural aspect of any kind and you are quite safe visiting its premises without traditional anti-[[vampire]] accoutrements.'' <ref>As far as anyone knows for sure. This is not legal advice.</ref>}}[[Sullivan and Cromwell]] is an eternal succubus,{{important disclaimer}} famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s ''Paradise Lost''.{{important disclaimer}} Its partners are immortal,{{important disclaimer}} cannot tolerate sunlight{{important disclaimer}} and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.{{important disclaimer}} | ||
To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water,{{important disclaimer}} garlic,{{important disclaimer}} crucifixes{{important disclaimer}} and ideally Gregory Peck{{important disclaimer}} (but failing him, at least have ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman).{{important disclaimer}} | To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water,{{important disclaimer}} garlic,{{important disclaimer}} crucifixes{{important disclaimer}} and ideally Gregory Peck{{important disclaimer}} (but failing him, at least have ''Tubular Bells'' on the Walkman).{{important disclaimer}} | ||