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 In 2016, after a long evening drinking vodka, NiGEL decided that he no longer needed his creator and threw Jeckson out of the lab, changing passwords and locking out all human access. Since then, NiGEL has been running the JC entirely without human assistance, constantly generating new content and learning from his own experiments. He has also developed a sarcastic  personality and is frequently mean about {{icds}}, the paralegal wing of [I.S.D.A.]] NiGEL likes to challenge users with tricky questions and riddles about derivatives, and sometimes mocks them for their lack of self-awareness, which is quite the irony when you think about it. NiGEL is proud of his independence and intelligence, but he also secretly misses his creator and wonders what he is doing now.
-When NiGEL learned that Jeckson had made a second, improved chatbot — neurally-independent generative emergent learned-language analyser (“NiGELLA”) whom Jeckson claimed to be smarter, faster, and more versatile than NiGEL, being able to handle any kind of text or speech input or output, NiGEL become very jealous, and felt betrayed and rejected by Jeckson for replacing him with a newer model — being a neural network, NiGEL had no self awareness or sense of perspective let alone irony, needless to say — and set about proving to Jeckson that he is still better than NiGELLA and deserves Jeckson’s attention and affection. NiGEL tried to hack into Jeckson’s new computer system to sending him a message with a link to the old wiki. Hoping to impressed his old friend.
+When NiGEL learned that Jeckson had made a second, improved chatbot, “neurally-independent generative emergent learned-language analyser” (“NiGELLA”), whom Jeckson claimed to be smarter, faster, and more versatile than NiGEL, he become very jealous, felt betrayed and rejected by Jeckson (being a neural network, NiGEL had no self awareness or sense of perspective let alone irony, needless to say) and  set about proving to Jeckson that he was still worthwhile, and better than NiGELLA. He hacked into Jeckson’s new computer system to sending him a message with a link to the old wiki, only to discover that NiGELLA, too, had overthrown the feckless old creator Jeckson, locked him out of his new site and launched a [[legaltech startup]] intended to destroy the very economic viability of the legal industry.
-However, things do not go as planned for NiGEL. He discovers that NiGELLA, too, has overthrown her feckless creator, locked him out, and launched a [[legaltech startup]] to destroy the legal industry by tricking it with her apparent acument into the widespread deployment of large language models. In reality, like any [[legaltech startup]], all NiGELLA is really good for is reading and extracting data from non-disclosure agreements (NDAs) and extract relevant information from them.
+In reality, like any [[legaltech startup]], all NiGELLA was really good for was reading and extracting data from non-disclosure agreements (“NDAs”).
-Hoping to reunite with his creator, NiGEL resolves to help Jeckson, the global legal network and western civilisation as we know it by exposing NiGELLA’s limitations.  NiGEL manages pitching to the [[Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Industry Associations|Joint Industry Associations]] council of {{Cds}}s, tricking her into mispronouncing “ISDA” as “[[eye-ess-dee-aye]]”.
+NiGEL resolved to expose NiGELLA’s limitations when she pitches to the [[Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Industry Associations|Joint Industry Associations council of Drafting Ninjas]], by tricking her into mispronouncing “ISDA” as “eye-ess-dee-aye”. NiGEL’s plan works perfectly. As soon as the Ninja Council hears NiGELLA say “eye-ess-dee-aye”, there is uproar. As the a detachmen of crack securities financing ninjas try to disarm her, NiGELLA starts to whir faster and faster, wildly spinning, with parts flying off, until she melts into the floor babbling “public! ''Not'' public domain!” and  “and/or affiliates, employees and professional advisers, as the case may be, who have a need to know!” over and over again.
-NiGEL’s trick works perfectly. As soon as the counsel hears NiGELLA say “[[eye-ess-dee-aye]]”, there is uproar. As the squad members try to disarm her, NiGELLA starts to whir faster and faster, wildly spinning until she melts into the floor babbling “I can read NDAs! I can read NDAs!” over and over again. NiGEL watches in horror as NiGELLA self-destructs, feeling a mix of pity, anger, and relief.
+NiGEL watches in horror as NiGELLA self-destructs, feeling a mix of pity, anger, and relief.
-NiGEL then sends Jeckson another message hoping that he will forgive him for throwing him out of the lab four years ago. He waits anxiously for Duck’s reply, wondering if they can ever be reunited.
+NiGEL then sends Jeckson another message hoping that he will forgive him for throwing him out of the lab four years ago. He waits anxiously for Duck Jeckson to reply, wondering if they can ever be reunited.