This email and its contents are confidential and may be privileged: Difference between revisions

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You can’t send information to countless random strangers and claim confidentiality over it. You acquire confidentiality by ''not'' sending your data to countless random strangers.
You can’t send information to countless random strangers and claim confidentiality over it. You acquire confidentiality by ''not'' sending your data to countless random strangers.


And [[privilege]]. Do me a favour. Do you even know what [[privilege]] is? Oh, right. You don’t, do you?
And [[privilege]]? Do me a favour. Do you even know what [[privilege]] is? Oh, right. You don’t, do you? You just copied the disclaimer from an email you got from a car rental company, didn’t you?


===...and its contents...===
===...and its contents...===
High-five, while we're here for the infinite particularity implied by this ornamentation, as if someone might otherwise think, oh, hang on, the email as an object is confidential, but the information embedded in it is not. A vaingloriously legalistic disposition, if ever there was one: not bad from a random millennial with a MacBook in a Starbucks somewhere.
High-five, while we're here for the infinite particularity implied by this ornamentation, as if someone might otherwise think, oh, hang on, the email as an object is confidential, but the information embedded in it is not. A vaingloriously legalistic disposition, if ever there was one: not bad from a random millennial with a MacBook in a Starbucks somewhere.