Uctis the Magnificent

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Uctis (to give him his full title, Uctis V the Magnificent) was the leader of a warlike race of aliens from the planet SICAV who are collectively bent on destroying Earth with a barrage of K.I.I.D. death rays constructed from pure essence of regulated retail investment fund.

Uctis, portrayed by Buster Hagman, was the main antagonist in the 1953 sci-fi movie The Day of the MiFID.

Named for the historical figure of the same name, an exciled Berber warrior who allegedly schooled Vlad Paripasu, of the celebrated First Men.

See also

• The Day of the MiFID
• UCITS
• Vlad Paripasu and the story of the First Men