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[[Uctis]] (to give him his full title, [[Uctis V the Magnificent]]) was the leader of a warlike race of aliens from the planet [[SICAV]] who are collectively<ref>Do you see what I did there? COME ON!</ref> bent on destroying Earth with a barrage of death rays constructed from pure essence of regulated retail [[investment fund]].
{{a|myth|{{image|Uctis the Magnificent|png|Uctis and his K.I.I.D. ray. {{vsr|1951}}}}}}[[Uctis]] (to give him his full title, [[Uctis V the Magnificent]]) was the leader of a warlike race of aliens from the planet [[SICAV]] who are collectively<ref>Do you see what I did there? COME ON!</ref> bent on destroying Earth with a barrage of [[K.I.I.D.]] death rays constructed from pure essence of regulated retail [[investment fund]].


[[Uctis]], portrayed by Buster Hagman, was the main antagonist in the 1953 sci-fi movie ''[[The Day of the MiFID]]''. The soundtrack, by rock 'n' roll weirdos [[DangerBoy]], featured the killer track ''Give Me My [[Plan Asset]] Back''.
[[Uctis]], portrayed by Buster Hagman, was the main antagonist in the 1953 sci-fi movie ''[[The Day of the MiFID]]''.  


At the conclusion of the movie, friendly robot [[O.E.I.C.]] saves heroine [[Merisa Planasset]] from a deadly blast of [[KIID|K.I.I.D.]] rays while Doctor Hans Snarkoff, formerly of ISDA, shrieks:
Named for the historical figure of the same name, an exciled Berber warrior who allegedly schooled [[Vlad Paripasu]], of the celebrated [[First Men]].


[[Oeic]]! [[Oeic]]! [[Uctis]] [[erisa]] ne [[Rehypothecate|rehypothecato]]!”
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*''[[The Day of the MiFID]]''
''Note: the in-joke quotient on this page is off the charts.''
 
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*[[UCITS]]
*[[UCITS]]
*[[Vlad Paripasu]] and the story of the [[First Men]]
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