Wesley Willis
According to Wikipedia, Wesley Willis “began a career as an underground singer-songwriter in the outsider music tradition, with songs featuring his bizarre, humorous and often obscene lyrics sung over the auto-accompaniment feature on an electronic keyboard”.
In other words, this guy sounds totally like [JC]]’s kind of dude.
Willis has at least one song which has caught the JC's attention already: Spank Wagon, which uses the adjective equitable imaginatively — in that it doesn't seem to apply it to a noun of any kind.
Eyes peeled in the bargain bins, dudes. There’s undiscovered gold out there.