Spank Wagon

Spank Wagon by Wesley Willis
(Enjoy the lyrics, at your own risk, here)
We will let Wesley Willis’s lyrics speak for themselves because, frankly, no-one else in their right mind will:

The rock show was over at last

A lot of people met the band

The rock show was awesome

It was the whooping on a horse's ass

Spank Wagon

Spank Wagon

Spank Wagon

Spank Wagon

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Equitable, its the power of tomorrow

If you have the first clue what this means you are more insightful connoisseur of rock 'n' roll — and for that matter the English language — than the JC. As for that cheeky — for which, read “random” — reference to “equitable” as the “power of tomorrow” well — search me.

Now, friends: “Equitable” isn’t even a noun. It is hard to see how an adjective could be the power of tomorrow.

See also

• Pop songs and the law