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Not an investment bank, since [[Lehman]] as it once was, doesn't exist<ref>[[Or ''does'' it? They are they who say [[Lehman]]  is [[Nosferatu]], and still spreads its ghastly blackened wings.</ref>. No, [https://www.lehmans.com/ Lehmans] is an ''online'' hardware shop — ''online'', I say — for people who don't use electricity.
Not an investment bank, since [[Lehman]] as it once was, doesn't exist<ref>Or ''does'' it? They are they who say [[Lehman]]  is [[Nosferatu]], and still spreads its ghastly blackened wings.</ref>. No, [https://www.lehmans.com/ Lehmans] is an ''online'' hardware shop — ''online'', I say — for people who don't use electricity.


We should rejoice that a website for the ''online'' Amish community - being a group of traditional church fellowships known for simple living, plain dress and a reluctance to adopt the convenience of modern technology, can, notwithstanding a fairly gaping flaw in its business model, have made a much better fist of surviving in business than a giant financial services advisor with the same name did.
We should rejoice that a website for the ''online'' Amish community - being a group of traditional church fellowships known for simple living, plain dress and a reluctance to adopt the convenience of modern technology, can, notwithstanding a fairly gaping flaw in its business model, have made a much better fist of surviving in business than a giant financial services advisor with the same name did.
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Revision as of 11:45, 2 February 2018

Not an investment bank, since Lehman as it once was, doesn't exist[1]. No, Lehmans is an online hardware shop — online, I say — for people who don't use electricity.

We should rejoice that a website for the online Amish community - being a group of traditional church fellowships known for simple living, plain dress and a reluctance to adopt the convenience of modern technology, can, notwithstanding a fairly gaping flaw in its business model, have made a much better fist of surviving in business than a giant financial services advisor with the same name did.

(You never say “Goldmans” either, by the way).

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  1. Or does it? They are they who say Lehman is Nosferatu, and still spreads its ghastly blackened wings.