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{{g}}A [[charge-out rate]] is a form of gravitational constant.  
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[[File:Screenshot 2020-09-05 at 18.21.11.png|450px|thumb|center|A [[Ponzi scheme]], yesterday]]
}}A [[charge-out rate]] is a form of gravitational constant.  


You can plot it through time on a graph, as a straight line rising at more or less the steepest possible gradient at which an independent observer’s eyes will not start involuntarily to water. This rising line will continue inevitably, inexorably and without variation, regardless of market condition, geopolitical angst, or the softness of the labour or investment market, until the very [[end of days]].  
You can plot it through time on a graph, as a straight line rising at more or less the steepest possible gradient at which an independent observer’s eyes will not start involuntarily to water. This rising line will continue inevitably, inexorably and without variation, regardless of market condition, geopolitical angst, or the softness of the labour or investment market, until the very [[end of days]].  
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*{{author|Harry Markopolos}}’ magnificent {{br|No One Would Listen: A True Financial Thriller}}, which goes to show that even when you point out an obvious fraud, no-one listens. Not even the SEC.
*[[Magic circle law firm]]
*[[Magic circle law firm]]
*[[Bernard Madoff]]
*[[Bernard Madoff]]

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A charge-out rate is a form of gravitational constant.

You can plot it through time on a graph, as a straight line rising at more or less the steepest possible gradient at which an independent observer’s eyes will not start involuntarily to water. This rising line will continue inevitably, inexorably and without variation, regardless of market condition, geopolitical angst, or the softness of the labour or investment market, until the very end of days.

You see the line of the charge-out rate in its natural environment in two places: a malign version, in the financial performance of someone who is up to no good: a Ponzi scheme, for example, or an insider trader — and here the Apocalypse may happen at any time, and will be personal to those at whose expense the scheme is being perpetrated; and a benign version — benign, at least, as far as our learned friends are concerned — that describes the growth and development of charge-out rates and, more generally, of revenue through time in a magic circle law firm. Here the Apocalypse really means the ultimate limit of space-time however that might happen to be described (if at all) under prevailing cosmological theory, for the inevitability in the growth of magic circle revenues and charge-out rates is one of the most persistent and predictable phenomena in the known universe.

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