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{{pe}}A page dedicated to [[management speak]] gems that spill from | {{pe}}A page dedicated to [[management speak]] gems that spill from colleagues’ lips and counterparties’ pens [[from time to time]]. | ||
===Management [[yogababble]]=== | |||
*“We are ready to go on facilitating the go live.” | *“We are ready to go on facilitating the go live.” | ||
*“Look, we have to [[roll through the criticality]].” | *“Look, we have to [[roll through the criticality]].” | ||
*“We are [[driving]] a [[relentless focus]] on customer success.” | *“We are [[driving]] a [[relentless focus]] on customer success.” | ||
*“at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about [[Piece of paper|documentation]]” | |||
===Our learned friends=== | |||
*“Save in the event of its negligence, fraud, willful default or breach of contract or trust, the Custodian shall not be liable to Client in contract, tort, trust, as a fiduciary or under any other [[cause of action]] for any Losses arising out of or in connection with its non-performance, partial performance, or misperformance, any of its obligations or duties, express or implied.” | |||
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*[[Management speak]] | *[[Management speak]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:37, 6 November 2020
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A page dedicated to management speak gems that spill from colleagues’ lips and counterparties’ pens from time to time.
Management yogababble
- “We are ready to go on facilitating the go live.”
- “Look, we have to roll through the criticality.”
- “We are driving a relentless focus on customer success.”
- “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation”
Our learned friends
- “Save in the event of its negligence, fraud, willful default or breach of contract or trust, the Custodian shall not be liable to Client in contract, tort, trust, as a fiduciary or under any other cause of action for any Losses arising out of or in connection with its non-performance, partial performance, or misperformance, any of its obligations or duties, express or implied.”