Malta

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Once an important waystation off the southern coast of Sicily for a fellow on his way to crusade the Holy Land. Since then, a home of the Knights of St John, occasionally called upon to defend revenging Sultans (they gave Suleyman the Magnificent a right seeing to in the early sixteenth century), but in recent times of more renown as an overcrowded tourist destination with a thriving European investment management industry, and a good place to assassinate meddlesome journalists.

They play cricket there, and if you play, it will be reported in the sports section of the Malta Times.

Regulated by the MFSA.