Worst-selling one-time author of The Montenegro Sanction, but he's a chum of the Jolly Contrarian so we won't hear a word said against the talentless, self-aggrandizing twat in these pages.

We will review The Montenegro Sanction when we are confident we can stomach the required chutzpah. That is, probably never.

Currently thinking of new subject courtesy of the Robert Ludlum thriller title generator.