“Swap” as explained to my neighbor Phil

A swap pioneer from the 1970s

Swaps come in all shapes and sizes, but at their heart they are agreements to exchange — “swap” — payment streams. In the simplest example, you and I could agree, for a period of 5 years, that I will pay you a fixed rate on an agreed sum, and you will pay me a floating rate on the same sum.

Why would we do that? Well, imagine you had a floating rate income (for example, a floating rate note), but a fixed rate liability (say a mortgage).

By swapping your floating rate into a fixed rate you will can meet your mortgage payments without having to worry about interest rates falling on your note. On the other hand, you give up the profit if interest rates rise on your note. But you are, in the vernacular, “hedged”.

Used in this way, a swap is a form of insurance against your floating rate investment going down.

You can enter a swap even if you don't own a source of income paying you the rate you are swapping away. Bankers have all kinds of imaginative names for this kind of activity: pre-hedging; seeking alpha; yield-enhancing, but you will know it as gambling. Warren Buffett calls swaps “financial weapons of mass destruction”. This is a bit of hyperbole, but he still felt pretty smug when the world nearly blew up in 2008 because of complex derivatives called credit default swaps.

You can swap all kinds of cashflows - not just interest rates. Cashflows can be derived from any financial asset: bonds, shares, commodities, and even repackaged cashflows on sub-prime mortgages[1].

Financial concepts my neighbour Phil was asking about when I borrowed his mower.

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See ISDA Comparison for a comparison between the 1992 ISDA and the 2002 ISDA.
The Varieties of ISDA Experience
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Interpretation 1 1 1
Obligns/Payment 2 2 2
Representations 3 3 3
Agreements 4 4 4
EODs & Term Events 5 Events of Default: FTPDBreachCSDMisrepDUSTCross DefaultBankruptcyMWA Termination Events: IllegalityFMTax EventTEUMCEUMATE 5 Events of Default: FTPDBreachCSDMisrepDUSTCross DefaultBankruptcyMWA Termination Events: IllegalityTax EventTEUMCEUMATE 5 Events of Default: FTPDBreachCSDMisrepDUSSCross DefaultBankruptcyMWA Termination Events: IllegalityTax EventTEUMCEUM
Early Termination 6 Early Termination: ET right on EODET right on TEEffect of DesignationCalculations; Payment DatePayments on ETSet-off 6 Early Termination: ET right on EODET right on TEEffect of DesignationCalculationsPayments on ETSet-off 6 Early Termination: ET right on EODET right on TEEffect of DesignationCalculationsPayments on ET
Transfer 7 7 7
Contractual Currency 8 8 8
Miscellaneous 9 9 9
Offices; Multibranch Parties 10 10 10
Expenses 11 11 11
Notices 12 12 12
Governing Law 13 13 13
Definitions 14 14 14
Schedule Schedule Schedule Schedule
Termination Provisions Part 1 Part 1 Part 1
Tax Representations Part 2 Part 2 Part 2
Documents for Delivery Part 3 Part 3 Part 3
Miscellaneous Part 4 Part 4 Part 4
Other Provisions Part 5 Part 5 Part 5
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Generally, those derivative contracts entered into under an ISDA Master Agreement. Two rookie mistakes to avoid:

  • Firstly, it’s pronounced “sw-ŏp” (to rhyme with chop), but it’s spelled “swap”. Any fan of 1970s children's television will know this. It is not, however, true that Noel Edmonds was a pioneering derivative salesman, but that would make a great play. On no account should you say “sw-æp” (to rhyme with “crap”), unless you want derivatives insiders to dine out on your misfortune for many years. I still tell people about an unfortunate partner of Stephenson Harwood who made this mistake in 1997.
  • Secondly, when articulating the word ISDA you say “izder”, not “eye-ess-dee-aye”. This was a closely guarded industry in-joke, designed to reveal ingénues, but sadly the spoil-sport makers of The Big Short[2] have rumbled it.

What - you want actual information about swaps? Go, then, to the ISDA Anatomy

References

  1. Don’t do this. I mean, really, don’t.
  2. Let me Google that for you.