An excellent metaphor from time to time, especially for frustrated losers like me who always ended up with the frigging Opel Kadett, when some other ingrate is waving around the Rover 3500 Van den Plas, or a rotary Mazda, just to confuse things.

the venerable and, in Top Trumps terms, utterly hopeless, Opel Kadett.

See also


Top Trumps®
Financial Weapons of Mass Destruction®


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Repack programme


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