|The JC gets all figurative|
The gloriously appointed Eight-cylinder rover
Beats the Opel bloody Kadett, wouldn’t get close to eight jet engines, and as for the Rotary Mazda — well, who can honestly say what would happen upon a Wankel gambit? A good meta-metaphor for how life’s metaphors don’t always, as they say, bear close examination.
For in the game, a V8 Rover — okay, okay, with plush seats — may edge out an Audi Quattro or the Jaguar XJ6, but who in real life would be seen dead in one?