Or any part thereof

Or any part thereof and its many variants is an elegantly redundant square of flannel, perfect for wiping clean the face of just the kind of cherub who would never get his little boat-race grubby in the first place. You know the kind: butter wouldn’t melt in his jumped-up little gob.

Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Counselor

When it comes to face-washing, you may need a flannel, but to state it baldly and without qualification omits the undeniable fact you may not need the whole thing. As pathologically as it abhors elegance, legal language deplores a vacuum, and if you’re the sort of attorney who believes that a sum does not include each of its parts taken individually, this expression is perfect for the pregnant pause you might otherwise have in your draft.

It is also a satisfying way of “improving” the drafting of that type of pernickety counselor who tires you with his leaden augmentations. However pedantic, he will be bound to have missed one. It is a simple matter to find it. And then, here is your slam dunk, your dead fish shot in a barrel — with this simple, and harmless unguent, you can at last have one over this cretinous fellow, appending it in the privacy of your own chambers with the lawyer’s flourish that, in other fields of endeavour, invites the expression “IN YOUR FACE”, prompts a swept-back wing fighter-jet impersonation or a knee-slide to the corner flag, enables a baseballer's serial high-five as he ambles past the dug-out, or a footballer’s flamboyant pimp-roll round the end-zone as he awaits his team mates' acclamation after an improbable touchdown.