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:“What?” said Frank, crinkled his brow, but got on with munching.  
:“What?” said Frank, crinkled his brow, but got on with munching.  
:“Therefore, O, Great Statistician, we propose that henceforth we systematically deprive Errol, and grey squirrels like him, of nuts, and give them to Frank, and similar red squirrels, to correct the imbalance.”
:“Therefore, O, Great Statistician, we propose that henceforth we systematically deprive Errol, and grey squirrels like him, of nuts, and give them to Frank, and similar red squirrels, to correct the imbalance.”
The Great Statistician thought about it  for a while, and then said
The Great Statistician thought about it  for a while, and then said,
:“Now, the [[average]] for the red squirrels is the sum of existing nut allocations to re squirrels, divided by the total number of red squirrels. Is that not so?”
:“Yes, that is so.”
:“And it is the same for the grey squirrels?”
:“Yes, it is so. And that would be true, too, of the median, mode and range.”
:“Let’s come back to the [[median]] in a little while. But in many cases these are historical data, are they not?”
:“Yes, O Great Statistician, they are.”
:“Now, it seems to be either there ''has'' been a systematic preference in favour of grey squirrels, or there has not?”
:“There has been! There has been!”
:“And if there has, we should be able to find where it has happened in the historical record?”
:“Well —”
:“For the average that you point to is derived purely from historical cases. Is that not so?”
:“It is so.”
:“That might be difficult. And a bit awkward.”
:“But if you could not find any historical examples of actual injustice in individual nut allocations, would it not also follow, that the data do not represent a systematic inequality at all, being as they are a mathematic function of of those individual nut allocations?”
:“Well me might not be able to prove them but we know it is”