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}}The light inversion of that articulated measure of fatuity, the [[key performance indicator]]. The [[KNPI]] measures the number of [[formal]], pointless, bureaucratic procedures in your firm that serve only to nourish the rotten fiefdoms and layers of administrative sediment that undermine its aspiration of meeting the aspiration of its (equally fatuous) mission statement. Of course, no firm in the western, eastern or for that matter southern hemisphere monitors [[key non-performance indicator]]s. | }}The light inversion of that articulated measure of fatuity, the [[key performance indicator]]. The [[KNPI]] measures the number of [[formal]], pointless, bureaucratic procedures in your firm that serve only to nourish the rotten fiefdoms and layers of administrative sediment that undermine its aspiration of meeting the aspiration of its (equally fatuous) mission statement. Of course, no firm in the western, eastern or for that matter southern hemisphere monitors [[key non-performance indicator]]s. | ||
So let us try. | |||
*Number of [[KPI]]s by which a given individual is monitored | |||
*Time spent devising [[KPI]]s | |||
*Time spent reporting [[KPI]]s | |||
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*[[Key performance indicator]] | *[[Key performance indicator]] | ||
*[[Modernism versus pragmatism]] | *[[Modernism versus pragmatism]] | ||