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{{a|design|{{image|Escher|jpg|}}}}{{d|Key non-performance indicator|/kiː nɒn-pəˈfɔːməns ˈɪndɪkeɪtə/|n}}The light inversion of that measure of articulated fatuity, the [[key performance indicator]]. The “[[KNPI]]” measures the number of [[formal]], pointless, bureaucratic procedures in your firm that serve only to nourish the rotten fiefdoms and layers of administrative sediment that undermine its aspiration of meeting the aspiration of its (equally fatuous) mission statement. Of course, no firm in the western, eastern or for that matter southern hemisphere monitors [[key non-performance indicator]]s.