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===The [[loyalty discount]]===
===The [[loyalty discount]]===
“But the best staff will be rewarded with better pay and progression” will come the objection and while it may be true on its own relative terms you would need density of a planetary scale not to systematically prefer good performers over bad ones, though this won’t stop HR trying — relative performance ''to each other'' — the dreaded “[[curve]]” — is not the measure that matters. It’s not a measure that even makes ''sense''. What matters is net outcome: what do you get out of an employee, compared to what you put in.  
“But we will reward the best staff with better pay and progression” will come the objection. While it may be true in a limited sense you’d need planetary-scale density ''not'' to prefer good performers over bad ones, though this won’t stop HR trying — relative performance ''to each other'' — is not the measure that matters. It’s not a measure that even makes ''sense''. What matters is net outcome: what do you get out of an employee, compared to what you put in.  


The problem, of course, is that beyond revenue generating roles, and especially for risk management and control staff ''it is really hard to know''.<ref>Divers essays on [[legal value]], [[bullshit jobs]] and so on, refer.</ref> How do you count the dogs that don’t bark in the night-time?
The problem, of course, is that beyond revenue generating roles, and especially for risk management and control staff ''it is really hard to know''. How ''do'' you measure [[legal value]]?<ref>Divers essays on [[legal value]], [[bullshit jobs]] and so on, refer.</ref> How do you count the dogs that don’t bark in the night-time?


HR’s answer is not to try, but instead focus on what you do know — the spread of salaries across grades — and to focus on regularising that. One does so by fitting staff, based on a compulsory relative assessment, to that model.<ref>how do you use data measure the relative worth of a football team? Does the striker who runs 10km, scores a goal a game better than the goalie who covers 400m and scores none. Jaap Stamp example.</ref>
HR’s stock answer is not to try. Instead, focus on what you do know — the spread of salaries across grades — and to focus on regularising that. Insist on fitting staff, to a model of relative performance against each other — the dreaded “[[curve]]”.<ref>how do you use data measure the relative worth of a football team? Does the striker who runs 10km, scores a goal a game better than the goalie who covers 400m and scores none. Jaap Stamp example.</ref>
 
This has all kinds of unwanted upshots, not least of which is instilling fear and loathing within a team which is meant to be collaborating. If ''you'' get to be the A-grade performer, then I ''can’t'' be. By HR diktat, a team of outperformers cannot exist.


To this end, [[HR]] will have ironclad compensation bands, based not on any assessment of individual quality (because how could HR, of all functions, possibly know?) but by some opaque “benchmarking” operation carried out by consultants “gathering data” from industry peers. However good an individual is, she will be forever pegged within her bands.  
To this end, [[HR]] will have ironclad compensation bands, based not on any assessment of individual quality (because how could HR, of all functions, possibly know?) but by some opaque “benchmarking” operation carried out by consultants “gathering data” from industry peers. However good an individual is, she will be forever pegged within her bands.  
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*[[mediocrity drift]]  
*[[mediocrity drift]]  
*[[Loyalty discount]]
*[[Loyalty discount]]
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