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-}}The ''[[Clavam Hominum Senum Pallidorum]]'' was — some say, still is — a pre-Enlightenment secret society founded in a remote castle in Romania by the “Orphan Count” [[Oleg Paripassu]]<ref>An interesting chap, by all accounts. His parents were killed in a bizarre coracle accident on the black sea, and implausible legend has it that the infant Paripassu was raised by a school of terrapins, earning him the nickname the “Turtle Count”.</ref> in the 13th Century.
+}}The ''[[Clavam Hominum Senum Pallidorum]]'' (lit., ''The Society of Pale Old Men'') was — some say, still is — a pre-Enlightenment secret society founded in a remote castle in Romania by the “Orphan Count” [[Oleg Paripassu]]<ref>An interesting chap, by all accounts. His parents were killed in a bizarre coracle accident on the black sea, and implausible legend has it that the infant Paripassu was raised by a school of terrapins, earning him the nickname the “Turtle Count”.</ref> in the 13th Century.
 The society’s goals were to promote the interests of all those with a fascination for chasing balls, standing around fires, hunting, fishing, machinery, gadgets, explosions, racing cars, trains, space, beer-drinking, weak jokes, being knowledgeable about Pink Floyd guitar solos, Monty Python and boobs.