Sullivan and Cromwell

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Important disclaimer: Sullivan and Cromwell is actually a celebrated Manhattan firm of US Attorneys. It isn't really a disguised coven of vampires.[1]

An eternal succubus, famously thrown out of heaven with Beelzebub in Milton’s Paradise Lost.[2] Its partners are immortal, cannot tolerate sunlight and have an age-old, iron grip on frozen heart of the legal department of Goldman Sachs.[3]

To be safe, a well-prepared visitor to 125 Broad Street should take holy water, garlic, crucifixes and ideally Gregory Peck (but failing him, Tubular Bells on the Walkman).[4]

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