Libtard

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'I hate conservatives but I really fucking hate liberals.

—Matt Stone

Libtard is a particularly excellent name for we paid-up members of the metropolitan liberal elite — and if you are reading this, I’m afraid that means you, dear friend, for we who have truck with the world of derivatives are, by self-identification, almost certainly libtards^[1] — because those who really dislike the term are those who most deserve it.

It was those fabulous gentlemen Trey Parker and Matt Stone who, inadvertently, encapsulated what we now call South Park Republicanism: “I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals”.

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↑ The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville negotiation community, and then only because if they admit to being libtards they’re liable to get shot at.

[1] The honourable exemption being our good friends in in the Nashville negotiation community, and then only because if they admit to being libtards they’re liable to get shot at.

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