Certainty

I don’t want knowledge. I want certainty.

In which the curmudgeonly old sod puts the world to rights.

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If there was certainty, ninety-five percent of you wouldn’t show up for work.
—The Jolly Contrarian

If there was certainty, ninety-five percent of you wouldn’t have any goddamn work.
—Also the Jolly Contrarian

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