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Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and | Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer|legally qualified]] and rightly concerned about the risk that this would be [[Recharacterisation|recharacterised]] as evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushed off at once to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic [[domestic animals]].</ref>. On its journey, Chicken Licken met other [[Mediocre lawyer|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuaded to recharacterise [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s as secured loans, [[credit derviative]]s as [[insurance contract]]s, and [[synthetic PB]] as [[cash equity]], and before long the legal department numbered 400 and had an annual legal spend of £800m. | ||
The nervy animals never made it to the King, who remained blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky | But they all ran into a fox who, not being dumb, duped them all to rush into its lair, where it ate them all up. | ||
The nervy animals never made it to the King, who remained blissfully unaware of the impending collapse of the sky. In the mean time he has made a small fortune trading [[delta-one]] equity derivatives. | |||
===See also=== | ===See also=== | ||