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	Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer\|legally qualified]] and rightly concerned about the risk that this would be [[Recharacterisation\|recharacterised]] as evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushed off at once to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic [[domestic animals]].</ref>. On its journey, Chicken Licken met other [[Mediocre lawyer\|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuaded to recharacterise [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s as secured ~~loans~~, [[credit ~~derviative~~]]s as [[insurance contract]]s, and [[synthetic PB]] as [[cash equity]], and before long the legal department numbered 400 and had an annual legal spend of £800m.		Once upon a time an acorn fell on Chicken Licken’s head. Being [[Mediocre lawyer\|legally qualified]] and rightly concerned about the risk that this would be [[Recharacterisation\|recharacterised]] as evidence that the sky was falling, Chicken Licken rushed off at once to warn the King<ref>In this alternative universe, the King was predisposed to heed warnings from neurotic [[domestic animals]].</ref>. On its journey, Chicken Licken met other [[Mediocre lawyer\|dumb animals]] whom Chicken Licken persuaded to [[recharacterise]] [[title transfer collateral arrangement]]s as [[secured loan]]s, [[credit derivative]]s as [[insurance contract]]s, and [[synthetic PB]] as [[cash equity]], and before long the legal department numbered 400 and had an annual legal spend of £800m.

	But they all ran into a fox who, not being dumb, duped them all to rush into its lair, where it ate them all up.		But they all ran into a fox who, not being dumb, duped them all to rush into its lair, where it ate them all up.