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[[File:Influence on incentive structure 1.png|400px|thumb|left|Why the leaders of your organisation like to eat what you kill]] | [[File:Influence on incentive structure 1.png|400px|thumb|left|Why the leaders of your organisation like to eat what you kill]] | ||
As ever, the [[JC]] has a theory: it is all about ''personal incentives''. In the same way that the average [[Survivor|wage-slave’s]] major motivator during her career is [[fear]] — and her primal instinct is the covering of her own arse (regardless of the clothedness of the organisation’s as a whole), what propels the captains of our industry is ''personal enrichment''. Solving the organisation’s, and its clients’, problems and achieving general commercial goals of the collective in a way that empowers and energises the rank and file is, you know, ''good'', inasmuch as it generates a healthy pay packet, but it is still a second order priority to generating that healthy pay packet. If, by some unfortunate turn of events, the two should conflict, it does not take a clairvoyant to work out | As ever, the [[JC]] has a theory: it is all about ''personal incentives''. In the same way that the average [[Survivor|wage-slave’s]] major motivator during her career is [[fear]] — and her primal instinct is the covering of her own arse (regardless of the clothedness of the organisation’s as a whole), what propels the captains of our industry is ''personal enrichment''. Solving the organisation’s, and its clients’, problems and achieving general commercial goals of the collective in a way that empowers and energises the rank and file is, you know, ''good'', inasmuch as it generates a healthy pay packet, but it is still a second order priority to ''generating that healthy pay packet''. If, by some unfortunate turn of events, the two should conflict, it does not take a clairvoyant to work out which imperative will prevail.<ref>Hint: It won’t be “the collective betterment of the whole”.</ref> | ||
Now consider the candle incentives. The CEO is in an excellent position to decide whether to go with the individual incentive or the collective incentive, because he’s the boss. | Now consider the candle incentives. The CEO is in an excellent position to decide whether to go with the ''individual'' incentive or the ''collective'' incentive, because he’s the boss. | ||
He is also, should he go with the individual incentive, well placed to influence who among the workforce should get that | He is also, should he go with the individual incentive, well placed to influence who among the workforce should get the big prize. Again, no need for your local clairvoyant on that one, either. His management suite, if they think they might get a fiver, are likely to agree with him on that. The remainder of the employee group, who are destined for a [[sugary treat with a hole in it]], may have a different view, but they are in no position it advance it, because ''no-one with any influence is listening to them''. The reason for that is because ''the people with influence are all on the phone to Aston Martin dealers''. | ||
If | If our captains and leaders ''were'' minded to rationalise their decisions — and that would require powers of self-awareness that, as a rule, they lack, but let’s just say — they might look at it this way: to fund the individual incentive model will cost just $150 ($25 for the CEO and 150 between the 25 board members). To fund the collective incentive model, would mean giving everyone — including ourselves— either ''nothing'', or a fiver, or ''the whole twenty five bucks''. | ||
Now no-one likes the sound of a rolling [[donut]], so | Now no-one likes the sound of a rolling [[donut]], so that’s off the table. But funding everyone a fiver would cost $500, and $25 would cost ''two and a half grand''. So, unless the collective incentive would create a ''huge'' increase in productivity, purely in [[cost]] terms, the individual incentive scheme is ''much'' more attractive to our shareholders... | ||
Gentlemen, I move that we do that. All those in favour? | |||
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