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{{a|g|{{image|tits up|jpg|}}}}[[Tetas arriba]], [[tette in alto]], [[tango uniform]], [[titten hoch]], [[seins en l’air]], [[βυζιά πάνω]]‎. Where, eventually, we are all headed. Where many of our legendary forbears — the [[Enron ron]], [[LTCM]], [[Madoff]], [[Lehman]], [[Amaranth]], [[Archegos]], [[Wirecard]], [[Theranos]], [[Melvin Capital Management LP|Melvin]], [[Greensill]] have already gone.
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What [[elephant]]s may or may not hide upside down in.<ref>{{elephants in custard}}</ref>
 
Where, eventually, we are all headed. Where many of our legendary forbears — the [[Enron ron]], [[LTCM]], [[Madoff]], [[Lehman]], [[Amaranth]], [[Archegos]], [[Wirecard]], [[Theranos]], [[Melvin Capital Management LP|Melvin]], [[Greensill]], [[Silicon Valley Bank]], and — breaking! — [[Credit Suisse]] have already gone.
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Tetas arriba, tette in alto, tango uniform, titten hoch, seins en l’air, βυζιά πάνω, Germknödel in der Luft‎. A.k.a. custard, vanillesoße, crème anglaise, كاسترد, on the dessert menu.

What elephants may or may not hide upside down in.[1]

Where, eventually, we are all headed. Where many of our legendary forbears — the Enron ron, LTCM, Madoff, Lehman, Amaranth, Archegos, Wirecard, Theranos, Melvin, Greensill, Silicon Valley Bank, and — breaking! — Credit Suisse have already gone.

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References

  1. “Did you know that, for a disguise, elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?”
    Trouble me not with such nonsense.”
    “But have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside-down in custard?”
    “No —”
    “SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”