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{{fwmdtt|nickname=CDO| imagetype=jpg| tagline= [[David Bowie|Bowie]] started it. [[Lehman]] finished it. No-one enjoyed it.| documentation= Full blown [[Rule 144A|144A]] standalone. Hundreds of thousands of little words, and not one of them will help you.| docscore=9| amendability=The manager might make some portfolio substitutions, but who do you think that will help? |amendscore=8| collateral= Ninja collateral. ''Literally''.| collateralscore =7| transferability= Yeah but no. Made worse because they ''look'' so transferable.| transferscore =7| leverage= Funding-wise, no. Money down up front. Risk wise? Hell yeah.| leveragescore =7 | frightometer= But the ratings! The ratings!| frightscore=8}}
{{fwmdtt|nickname=CDO| image=Hawthorn Ridge Redoubt mine (1 July 1916) 1.jpg| tagline= [[David Bowie|Bowie]] started it. [[Lehman]] finished it. No-one enjoyed it.| documentation= Full blown [[Rule 144A|144A]] standalone. Hundreds of thousands of little words, and not one of them will help you.| docscore=9| amendability=The manager might make some portfolio substitutions, but who do you think that will help? |amendscore=8| collateral= Ninja collateral. ''Literally''.| collateralscore =7| transferability= Yeah but no. Made worse because they ''look'' so transferable.| transferscore =7| leverage= Funding-wise, no. Money down up front. Risk wise? Hell yeah.| leveragescore =7 | frightometer= But the ratings! The ratings!| frightscore=8}}

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Bowie started it. Lehman finished it. No-one enjoyed it.


Docs Full blown 144A standalone. Hundreds of thousands of little words, and not one of them will help you. 9
Amendability The manager might make some portfolio substitutions, but who do you think that will help? 8
Collateral Ninja collateral. Literally. 7
Transferability Yeah but no. Made worse because they look so transferable. 7
Leverage Funding-wise, no. Money down up front. Risk wise? Hell yeah. 7
Fright-o-meter But the ratings! The ratings! 8