Buttocractic oath

Now why on God’s green earth anyone would want to sit on an egg, we can only speculate. But if you do, the EggSitter™ has yo’ arse covered.

A hearty collection of the JC’s pithiest adages.

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The ancient, sacred, creed by which all persons charged with the grave responsibility of middle management live: primum nil errare:

“First, do no harm to your own career”.

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