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{{A|people|}}One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the [[employee]] would ever attempt in performance of {{sex|her}} ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
{{A|people|}}One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of spuds, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive in the process — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the [[employee]] would ever attempt in performance of {{sex|his}} ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
 
[[Diver]]s - in their ordinary roles typically remarkable only in their indolence and obtuseness — will surprise everyone with the commitment and ingenuity they show when pursuing their allegations of [[discrimination]], [[constructive dismissal]], or when applying for [[flexible working]].


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One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of spuds, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive in the process — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the employee would ever attempt in performance of his ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the penalty box.