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[[File:Industry call.png|450px|thumb|center| | [[File:Industry call.png|450px|thumb|center|ISDA’s [[LIBOR]] remediation working group yesterday.]] | ||
}} | }}An [[all-hands conference call]] conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if, after the [[period of joinder]], the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long [[roll call]], and untoppable if, after that, {{sex|she}} reads out a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour. | ||
An [[all-hands conference call]] conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if, after the [[period of joinder]], the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long [[roll call]], and untoppable if {{sex|she}} reads out a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour. | |||
Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “[[I have to hop]]”. | Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “[[I have to hop]]”. | ||
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*[[Period of joinder]] | *[[Period of joinder]] | ||
*[[Roll call]] | *[[Roll call]] | ||
*[[Twenty five minutes left]] | *[[Twenty-five minutes left]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:54, 17 December 2021
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Conference Call Anatomy™
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An all-hands conference call conceived in the inner-most circle of hell. Made immeasurably better if, after the period of joinder, the chairperson kicks it off with a twenty-five-minute-long roll call, and untoppable if, after that, she reads out a pre-prepared script warning of the dangers of anti-competitive behaviour.
Mere seconds after that — as the reverberations of the throat-clearing from the Dutch commercial bank representative dies away —you will hear the refrain, “I have to hop”.