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An overview — written in the sparse text of someone who has been in solitary confinement with only an inexhaustible supply of biros, newsprint, and ''The Gypsy Kings’ Greatest Hits'' piped loudly into her cell non-stop, 24 hours a day, and has taken to documenting settlement provisions by way of drowning out the existential pain — of what happens if someone is meant to deliver you some allowances but, without excuse, they don’t. You might think buy in provisions from a stock loan might have been a useful model for such a clause; so did I — but EFET’s {{cds}} didn’t and, unfortunately, ''they'' were the ones sitting in the padded cell trying to banish the very living idea of ''Bamboleo''.
[[Failure to Transfer - EFET Allowance Provision|An]] overview — written in the sparse text of someone who has been in solitary confinement with only an inexhaustible supply of biros, newsprint, and ''The Gypsy Kings’ Greatest Hits'' piped loudly into her cell non-stop, 24 hours a day, and has taken to documenting settlement provisions by way of drowning out the existential pain — of what happens if someone is meant to deliver you some allowances but, without excuse, they don’t. You might think buy in provisions from a stock loan might have been a useful model for such a clause; so did I — but EFET’s {{cds}} didn’t and, unfortunately, ''they'' were the ones sitting in the padded cell trying to banish the very living idea of ''Bamboleo''.


So here we are.
So here we are.

Revision as of 15:00, 8 September 2023

An overview — written in the sparse text of someone who has been in solitary confinement with only an inexhaustible supply of biros, newsprint, and The Gypsy Kings’ Greatest Hits piped loudly into her cell non-stop, 24 hours a day, and has taken to documenting settlement provisions by way of drowning out the existential pain — of what happens if someone is meant to deliver you some allowances but, without excuse, they don’t. You might think buy in provisions from a stock loan might have been a useful model for such a clause; so did I — but EFET’s crack drafting squad™ didn’t and, unfortunately, they were the ones sitting in the padded cell trying to banish the very living idea of Bamboleo.

So here we are.