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One day Mother said, “Samuel dear, <br> | One day Mother said, “Samuel dear, <br> | ||
I must go out and leave you here. <br> | I must go out and leave you here. <br> | ||
But | But, ‘mind your clients’ is what I say: <br> | ||
Don’t use | Don’t use their cash while I’m away. <br> | ||
The great tall regulator comes <br> | The great tall regulator comes <br> | ||
To boys who nick their | To boys who nick their clients’ funds; <br> | ||
And ’ere they dream what he’s about, <br> | And ’ere they dream what he’s about, <br> | ||
He takes his great big baton out,<br> | He takes his great big baton out,<br> | ||
And bops and carts them off, ''toute suite'' — <br> | And bops and carts them off, ''toute suite'' — <br> | ||
That’s what happens to boys who cheat.”<br> | |||
Mother had scarcely turned her back, <br> | Mother had scarcely turned her back, <br> | ||
Sam took the lot: Alack! Alack! <br> | |||
The door flew open, in he ran, <br> | The door flew open, in he ran, <br> | ||
That great, red-legged enforcer-man!<br> | |||
Oh! | Oh! Children, see! The bopper’s come <br> | ||
And caught our | And caught our dopey Nick-a-Fund. <br> | ||
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The truncheon goes; <br> | Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The truncheon goes; <br> | ||
And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!” <br> | And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!” <br> | ||
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! | Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! It goes so fast, <br> | ||
Both Sam’s wrists in cuffs at last! <br> | Both Sam’s wrists in cuffs at last! <br> | ||
Ma posts bail, and there Sam stands, <br> | Ma posts bail, and there Sam stands, <br> | ||
He looks quite sad. He shows his hands; <br> | He looks quite sad. He shows his hands; <br> | ||
“Ah!” said Mother, “I ''knew'' | “Ah!” said Mother, “I ''knew'' they’d come <br> | ||
For naughty little Nick-a-Fund.” <br> | |||
Now obedient children, wish to soon — <br> | |||
To hold for dear life to the moon, <br> | |||
And you may lose what little sum <br> | |||
You took from bank of Dad and Mum: <br> | |||
They pay no interest nor respects <br> | |||
To those who punt on [[FTX]]. | |||