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{{a|crr|}}==What is Systemic Solvency Club?==
==What is Systemic Solvency Club?==
[[Systemic Solvency Club]] (“'''[[SSC]]'''”) is a secretive the global {{strike|cabal|community}} of central bankers, bank regulators, Medicis, ministers of finance, bank chief executives, and their assorted minions and acolytes, who form committees, attend councils, convene forums, publish working papers and periodically gather  at a hotel retreat in the Denver mountains called “The Meadows” to benignly oversee the rules, protocols and conventions of international finance that keep the rest of us safe from harm, rapacity, hubris, stupidity and ignorance in the deployment of international capital.
Systemic Solvency Club (“SSC”) is a secretive the global {{strike|cabal|community}} of bank regulators, executives, and their assorted committees, councils and forums and acolytes who get together periodically at a hotel retreat in the Denver mountains called “The Meadows” to benignly oversee the rules, protocols and conventions of international finance that keep us safe from harm, rapacity and ignorance.
==How is that going?==
==Who is in Systemic Solvency Club?
No workplace accidents for {{strike|4,509|7}} days.
==Who is in Systemic Solvency Club?==
If you have to ask, it isn’t you.
If you have to ask, it isn’t you.
 
==Is it the one with Colonel Sanders and the Queen?==
That’s the pentavirate.
==But is Colonel Sanders in this one as well?==
I can’tcanswer that.
==The first rule of SSC==
==The first rule of SSC==
The first rule of Systemic Solvency Club is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT SYSTEMIC SOLVENCY CLUB.
The first rule of Systemic Solvency Club is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT SYSTEMIC SOLVENCY CLUB.


This includes ''denying'' you are talking about SSC. The following, therefore aren’t in SSC or, if they are, will be appearing before a disciplinary soon.
*24 March 2023: '''The Euro banking area''': [https://en.mercopress.com/2023/03/17/euro-area-banking-sector-is-resilient-with-strong-capital-and-liquidity-positions-ecb-president-lagarde Lagarde: the euro area banking sector is resilient with strong capital and liquidity positions]
*24 March 2023: '''Deutsche Bank''': [https://www.ft.com/content/963d8fde-1bd0-4285-98f4-715248119f2a “Deutsche Bank has fundamentally modernised and reorganised its business and is a very profitable bank,” Scholz said, “There is no reason to be concerned about it.”]
*24 March 2023: '''Deutsche Bank''': [https://www.ft.com/content/963d8fde-1bd0-4285-98f4-715248119f2a “Deutsche Bank has fundamentally modernised and reorganised its business and is a very profitable bank,” Scholz said, “There is no reason to be concerned about it.”]
*23 March 2023: '''Charles Schwab''': [https://news.yahoo.com/charles-schwab-liquidity-withstand-complete-171251343.html Charles Schwab has enough liquidity if all bank deposits 'ran off,' CEO says]
*23 March 2023: '''Charles Schwab''': [https://news.yahoo.com/charles-schwab-liquidity-withstand-complete-171251343.html Charles Schwab has enough liquidity if all bank deposits 'ran off,' CEO says]

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What is Systemic Solvency Club?

Systemic Solvency Club (“SSC”) is a secretive the global cabal community of central bankers, bank regulators, Medicis, ministers of finance, bank chief executives, and their assorted minions and acolytes, who form committees, attend councils, convene forums, publish working papers and periodically gather at a hotel retreat in the Denver mountains called “The Meadows” to benignly oversee the rules, protocols and conventions of international finance that keep the rest of us safe from harm, rapacity, hubris, stupidity and ignorance in the deployment of international capital.

How is that going?

No workplace accidents for 4,509 7 days.

Who is in Systemic Solvency Club?

If you have to ask, it isn’t you.

Is it the one with Colonel Sanders and the Queen?

That’s the pentavirate.

But is Colonel Sanders in this one as well?

I can’tcanswer that.

The first rule of SSC

The first rule of Systemic Solvency Club is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT SYSTEMIC SOLVENCY CLUB.

This includes denying you are talking about SSC. The following, therefore aren’t in SSC or, if they are, will be appearing before a disciplinary soon.

See also