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===What the [[documentation unit]] means=== | |||
Seen through the different prisms of the [[self-perpetuating autocracy]], this is what the [[documentation unit]] means: | |||
*'''[[Sales]]''': WHERE'S MY GODDAMN {{t|ISDA}}? | |||
*'''[[Credit]]''': Why don't we throw in an [[indemnity]] and a unilateral [[close-out]] right? It won’t hurt to [[give it a try]].<ref>[[Give it a try|IT WILL]].</ref> | |||
*'''[[Chief Operating Officer]]''': Who the hell are these people and why do they cost so much? Where are the economies of scale? | |||
*'''[[General counsel]]''': This is what [[Sales]], [[Trading]] and the [[Executive Management Committee]] has in mind when it thinks of my [[legal department]]. This pains me. Maybe if I gave it a snazzy new name, like the ''Contract Negotiation Specialists Group''. Would that help?<ref>NICE TRY, BARCLAYS</ref> | |||
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What the documentation unit means
Seen through the different prisms of the self-perpetuating autocracy, this is what the documentation unit means:
- Sales: WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ISDA?
- Credit: Why don't we throw in an indemnity and a unilateral close-out right? It won’t hurt to give it a try.[1]
- Chief Operating Officer: Who the hell are these people and why do they cost so much? Where are the economies of scale?
- General counsel: This is what Sales, Trading and the Executive Management Committee has in mind when it thinks of my legal department. This pains me. Maybe if I gave it a snazzy new name, like the Contract Negotiation Specialists Group. Would that help?[2]