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The home for all things [[Conference call|conf-call]]-related.
The home for all things [[Conference call|conf-call]]-related.
*How to avoid [[keyboard clatter|tell-tale signs]] that you are vulnerable to [[conference call ambush]]
*'''Avoiding ambush''': How to avoid [[keyboard clatter|tell-tale signs]] that you are vulnerable to [[conference call ambush]]
*How to [[Crazy Ivan|set someone else up for it]]
*'''Ambushing others''': How to [[Crazy Ivan|set someone else up for it]]
*Some [[Sorry, I was on mute|things]] you can [[Skype problems|do]] if it happens to you
*'''Defensive tactics if ambushed''': Some [[Sorry, I was on mute|things]] you can [[Skype problems|do]] if it happens to you
*Thoughts about [[Roll call|when to arrive]] on a conference call,  
*'''Roll call!''': Thoughts about [[Roll call|when to arrive]] on a conference call,  
*[[Period of joinder|what you should expect]] and [[Fruheankunftfreude|how you should feel]] when you get there
*'''Lateness, puncuality''': [[Period of joinder|what you should expect]] and [[Fruheankunftfreude|how you should feel]] when you get there
*The [[Confusion entropy|cosmological threat posed by unnecessary conference calls]],  
*'''Risks''': The [[Confusion entropy|cosmological threat posed by unnecessary conference calls]],  
*A guide to the [[Hold music|music of the office assembly]] that you can expect to [[Warteschleifenmusikopfer|torment]] you wait (if you can't face the [[Späteankunftschande|shame of lateness]]).
*'''Hold music''': A guide to the [[Hold music|music of the office assembly]] that you can expect to [[Warteschleifenmusikopfer|torment]] you wait (if you can't face the [[Späteankunftschande|shame of lateness]]).
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*'''Operetta''': did you know that [[Otto Büchstein]] once wrote a [[Die Warteschleifenmusikopfer|comic opera about conference calls]]?

Latest revision as of 13:44, 30 December 2020

The home for all things conf-call-related.