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| imagetype=png
| image=Castle Romeo.jpg
| nickname=CDO squared
| nickname=CDO²
| tagline= Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| tagline=Just like OCD, only in alphabetical order, and it will fuck you up''.  
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10

Latest revision as of 08:56, 30 September 2024

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CDO²


Just like OCD, only in alphabetical order, and it will fuck you up.


Docs indentures, red herrings, 10b-5s, the works! 10
Amendability Zilch. Oh, the trustee might agree amendments for you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA 10
Collateral Shonky CDOs the manager couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a put on them. 8
Transferability Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. 6
Leverage All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8
Fright-o-meter All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste. 11