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{{fwmdtt| | {{fwmdtt| image=B18 ABS not available due to a malfunction..svg| nickname=ABS | tagline= Tax havens! Derivatives! Bearer paper!| documentation= Secured [[MTN]]. Heavy, but dreary.| docscore=7| amendability= Fat chance. If you don’t like it, ummm — well, what did you buy it for?|amendscore=0| collateral= Fully funded, backed with juicy second mortgages on residential homes in suburban Reno? Yum Yum.| collateralscore =7| transferability= Bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it.| transferscore =7| leverage= Usually not, but skip down the tranches and just ''maybe''!| leveragescore =4| frightometer= Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite.| frightscore=5}} |
Latest revision as of 08:53, 30 September 2024
Docs | Secured MTN. Heavy, but dreary. | 7 |
Amendability | Fat chance. If you don’t like it, ummm — well, what did you buy it for? | 0 |
Collateral | Fully funded, backed with juicy second mortgages on residential homes in suburban Reno? Yum Yum. | 7 |
Transferability | Bearer paper right? Good luck with that. Buy ABS, get stuck with it. | 7 |
Leverage | Usually not, but skip down the tranches and just maybe! | 4 |
Fright-o-meter | Can frighten the bejesus out of those of a nervous disposition. But bark worse than bite. | 5 |