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I don’t know about you, but to me, this has all the hallmarks of collection of legal ninjas who are procrastinating before getting on with a job they really don’t want to have to do. This is {{icds}} rearranging the photos of the mother-in-law on the mantelpiece, dusting the lavatory cistern and organising the spice rack in the pantry, all the while knowing that eventually, inevitably — tomorrow, maybe, just as soon as we’ve swept out the garden shed — they have to get on with the tdious business of writing a special credit support document for regulatory margin. There is real pathos here, though it elides gradually into bathos by the time we’re contemplating inconsistency fallbacks between inconsistency fallbacks. Beware, a rent in the space-tedium continuum that way lies.
[[1(a) - IM CSD Provision|I]] don’t know about you, but to me, this has the hallmarks of a group of legal [[ISDA ninja|ninjas]] who are ''procrastinating'' before getting on with a job they really don’t want to have to do.  
 
You can almost see {{icds}} rearranging the photos of the mother-in-law on the mantelpiece, dusting the lavatory cistern and organising the spice rack in the pantry, all the while knowing that eventually, inevitably — tomorrow, maybe, just as soon as someone has swept out the garden shed and polished the cutlery — they will have to get on with the [[tedious]] business of writing a special credit support document for regulatory margin.  
 
There is real pathos here, though it elides gradually into bathos by the time we’re contemplating [[inconsistency]] fallbacks ''between'' [[inconsistency]] fallbacks. Beware, a rent in the space-tedium continuum that way lies.

Latest revision as of 15:59, 5 March 2021

I don’t know about you, but to me, this has the hallmarks of a group of legal ninjas who are procrastinating before getting on with a job they really don’t want to have to do.

You can almost see ISDA’s crack drafting squad™ rearranging the photos of the mother-in-law on the mantelpiece, dusting the lavatory cistern and organising the spice rack in the pantry, all the while knowing that eventually, inevitably — tomorrow, maybe, just as soon as someone has swept out the garden shed and polished the cutlery — they will have to get on with the tedious business of writing a special credit support document for regulatory margin.

There is real pathos here, though it elides gradually into bathos by the time we’re contemplating inconsistency fallbacks between inconsistency fallbacks. Beware, a rent in the space-tedium continuum that way lies.

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