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{{fwmdtt|nickname=Emissions Allowance| imagetype=png| tagline= Wanna stop frying the planet? Start here. Will it help? Who knows? The [[Forward|forward curve]] is in [[contango]]: who cares!| documentation= Take your pick: IETA, [[Emissions Annex Anatomy|ISDA]] or even [[EFET]]: none of them good. But at least you have flexibility in mediocrity| docscore=4| amendability= Nope. The EU can amend them, but you can’t.|amendscore=0| collateral= They aren’t anyone’s obligations as such. In fact, they’re more like a sort of unofficial, made up, (hush) ''[[Crypto asset|crypto]]''. No [[credit risk]]!| collateralscore = DNA| transferability= With an account at the {{euaprov|Union Registry}}, sure!| transferscore = 7| leverage= Not unless you do a [[CEmO]], and we just made that up.| leveragescore =0| frightometer= Not directly scary as long as there is an EU with Greta Thundberg in it, but global warming is going to lead to Armageddon so, you know, indirectly.| frightscore=5}}
{{fwmdtt|nickname=Emissions Allowance| image=Sacred Fart Activity Center.jpg| tagline= Wanna stop frying the planet? Start here. Will it help? Who knows? The [[Forward|forward curve]] is in [[contango]]: who cares!| documentation= Take your pick: [[IETA]], [[Emissions Annex Anatomy|ISDA]] or even [[EFET]]: none of them good. But at least you have flexibility in mediocrity| docscore=4| amendability= Nope. The EU can amend them, but you can’t.|amendscore=0| collateral= They aren’t anyone’s obligations as such. In fact, they’re more like a sort of unofficial, made up, (hush) ''[[Crypto asset|crypto]]''. No [[credit risk]]!| collateralscore = DNA| transferability= With an account at the {{euaprov|Union Registry}}, sure!| transferscore = 7| leverage= Not unless you do a [[CEmO]], and we just made that up.| leveragescore =0| frightometer= Not directly scary as long as there is an EU with Greta Thundberg in it, but global warming is going to lead to Armageddon so, you know, indirectly.| frightscore=5}}

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Emissions Allowance


“Wanna stop frying the planet? Start here. Will it help? Who knows? The forward curve is in contango: who cares!”


Docs Take your pick: IETA, ISDA or even EFET: none of them good. But at least you have flexibility in mediocrity 4
Amendability Nope. The EU can amend them, but you can’t. 0
Collateral They aren’t anyone’s obligations as such. In fact, they’re more like a sort of unofficial, made up, (hush) crypto. No credit risk! DNA
Transferability With an account at the Union Registry, sure! 7
Leverage Not unless you do a CEmO, and we just made that up. 0
Fright-o-meter Not directly scary as long as there is an EU with Greta Thundberg in it, but global warming is going to lead to Armageddon so, you know, indirectly. 5

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