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One day Mother said, “Samuel dear, <br> | One day Mother said, “Samuel dear, <br> | ||
I must go out and leave you here. <br> | I must go out and leave you here. <br> | ||
But, | But, ‘mind your clients’ is what I say: <br> | ||
Don’t use their cash while I’m away. <br> | Don’t use their cash while I’m away. <br> | ||
The great tall regulator comes <br> | The great tall regulator comes <br> | ||
To boys who nick their | To boys who nick their clients’ funds; <br> | ||
And ’ere they dream what he’s about, <br> | And ’ere they dream what he’s about, <br> | ||
He takes his great big baton out,<br> | He takes his great big baton out,<br> | ||
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The door flew open, in he ran, <br> | The door flew open, in he ran, <br> | ||
That great, red-legged enforcer-man!<br> | That great, red-legged enforcer-man!<br> | ||
Oh! | Oh! Children, see! The bopper’s come <br> | ||
And caught our | And caught our dopey Nick-a-Fund. <br> | ||
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The truncheon goes; <br> | Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The truncheon goes; <br> | ||
And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!” <br> | And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!” <br> | ||
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He looks quite sad. He shows his hands; <br> | He looks quite sad. He shows his hands; <br> | ||
“Ah!” said Mother, “I ''knew'' they’d come <br> | “Ah!” said Mother, “I ''knew'' they’d come <br> | ||
For naughty little Nick- | For naughty little Nick-a-Fund.” <br> | ||
Now obedient children, wish to soon — <br> | Now obedient children, wish to soon — <br> | ||
To hold for dear life to the moon, <br> | To hold for dear life to the moon, <br> | ||
And you may lose what little sum <br> | And you may lose what little sum <br> | ||
You | You took from bank of Dad and Mum: <br> | ||
They pay no interest nor respects <br> | They pay no interest nor respects <br> | ||
To those who | To those who punt on [[FTX]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 15:07, 13 October 2023
The Story of Little Nick-a-Fund
One day Mother said, “Samuel dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But, ‘mind your clients’ is what I say:
Don’t use their cash while I’m away.
The great tall regulator comes
To boys who nick their clients’ funds;
And ’ere they dream what he’s about,
He takes his great big baton out,
And bops and carts them off, toute suite —
That’s what happens to boys who cheat.”
Mother had scarcely turned her back,
Sam took the lot: Alack! Alack!
The door flew open, in he ran,
That great, red-legged enforcer-man!
Oh! Children, see! The bopper’s come
And caught our dopey Nick-a-Fund.
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The truncheon goes;
And Samuel cries out “Oh! Oh! Oh!”
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! It goes so fast,
Both Sam’s wrists in cuffs at last!
Ma posts bail, and there Sam stands,
He looks quite sad. He shows his hands;
“Ah!” said Mother, “I knew they’d come
For naughty little Nick-a-Fund.”
Now obedient children, wish to soon —
To hold for dear life to the moon,
And you may lose what little sum
You took from bank of Dad and Mum:
They pay no interest nor respects
To those who punt on FTX.