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=== Cambridge brainboxes and their supercomputers ===
{{qd|Bayesian reasoning|/beɪːzˈiːən ˈriːzᵊnɪŋ/|n|A method of statistical inference that updates an event’s probability from a general baseline probability as more information about the specific event becomes available .}}
{{drop|A|utonomy, a British}} tech darling of the noughties, was founded by Mike Lynch and Richard Gaunt<ref>Interesting: while the Internet is, and always has been, awash with information about Mike Lynch, it contains almost nothing about Gaunt. No Wikipedia page, and no references at all, since he last showed up in the Sunday Times rich list in 2009.  LLMs produce a picture of Mike Lynch, and ask you whether that is who you meant. Perhaps this in itself is a testament to his ability to ''protect'' unstructured data.  


Sayeth Claude:
====Hot in the City ====
{{quote|Richard Gaunt was indeed an early employee and senior executive at Autonomy, but his movements after the HP acquisition and subsequent controversy are not well documented in my database.}}
{{drop|L|ike so many}} before them, Mike Lynch and Richard Gaunt, a pair of post-doctoral researchers into [[neural network]]s at Cambridge University, dreamed of commuting their intellectual achievements into city success. They had scaled the dreaming spires. They could see how revolutionary their technology would be: they were uniquely placed to lead the vanguard.  
Sayeth Gemini:
{{quote|I do not have enough information about that person to help with your request. I am a large language model, and I am able to communicate and generate human-like text in response to a wide range of prompts and questions, but my knowledge about this person is limited. Is there anything else I can do to help you with this request?}}
Sayeth ChatGPT:
{{quote|Gaunt played a critical role in the development of Autonomy's technology but has since largely stayed out of the spotlight. There is little recent information suggesting his current activities, though it's likely he remains involved in the technology or software sectors, potentially through more private ventures or investments.}}</ref> a pair of Cambridge neural networks postdocs, in 1996. Autonomy's flagship product was the IDOL platform: an “intelligent data operating layer” using advanced — for the time — pattern recognition techniques and [[Bayesian reasoning|Bayesian inference]] to extract data from the sort of unstructured information with which most corporations are inundated — documents, correspondence, contracts, instant messages, email and phone data. IDOL promised a revolutionary kind of business intelligence from a previously unnavigable swamp.


Now, awkward-looking brainboxes using monstrous machines powered by mystical tools like “Bayesian inference” to convert oceans of muck into premium brass had quite the cachet in 2005. It has quite the cachet now, come to think of it.
So, they founded a start up in 1996. They called it Autonomy. They imbued it with an aggressive, sales-led culture. They treated their top producers “like rock stars” and, allegedly, fired the bottom 5% of the sales force each quarter.


One obvious application for IDOL was in document management — a subject dear to the heart of any budding legal operationalist — so, unusually, we [[legal eagle]]s, a prime target for Autonomy’s hyper-enthusiastic sales effort, had a catbird seat as a hurricane force corporate scandal unfolded. If you had to sum up the Autonomy marketing experience in a sentence: awesome pitch, pricey product, disappointing demo. Got tickets to White Hart Lane though.
====Vital Idol====
{{Drop|A|utonomy’s flagship}} product was IDOL: an “intelligent data operating layer” platform using, for the time, advanced pattern recognition and [[algorithm]]ic [[Bayesian reasoning|inferential]] reasoning techniques to extract data from the morass of unstructured information with which modern corporations are inundated: documents, correspondence, contracts, instant messages, email and phone data.  


This more or less describes Hewlett Packard’s experience when they acquired Autonomy in 2011. Swooned no doubt be Autonomy’s honeyed presentations about the future of machine intelligence and its advanced positioning in the field HP paid US$11 billion — a 70% premium over the company’s stock market valuation. Plainly the market had a more sanguine view, but even that may have been optimistic, as events would demonstrate.
IDOL promised a revolution: pure crystalline business intelligence out of a previously unnavigable swamp.


It may not be a surprise to the reader — though it was to HP’s executive — that the acquisition was a disaster: HP was unable to make the business workable and eventually wrote down its investment by $8.8 billion.  
Now, socially awkward brainboxes hawking monstrous machines powered by mystical tools to convert oceans of muck into nuggets of brass had quite the cachet in 2005. It has quite the cachet now, come to think of it.  


HP sued Lynch and his management team, accusing them of misleading HP into overpaying for the company through fraudulent accounting, and overstated earnings. Lynch countered that HP had misunderstood the product, integrated it poorly into the HP business and then mismanaged it after acquisition.  
One obvious application was in document management — a subject dear to the heart of any budding [[legal COO|legal operationalist]] — so, unusually, we [[legal eagle]]s were a prime target for the marketing blitz.


The litigation rumbled on for years. In 2022, having spent a further USD100m prosecuting it HP — somewhat pyrrhically — won the case. Lynch was ordered to pay a billion dollars in damages. HP had claimed five.  
I remember it well: in a nutshell: awesome client entertainment; cool pitch; premium pricing; cluttered website, poor demo. Didn’t buy.  


Now, as [[Matt Levine]] often reminds us, in the US, everything is securities fraud. While the civil case continued, Lynch and Autonomy’s former Vice President of Finance Stephen Chamberlain were charged with criminal wire fraud and conspiracy and in May 2023, extradited to the US to face criminal trial. The standard of proof being much higher in a criminal proceeding, things went better for the Autonomy executives.
Got tickets to White Hart Lane, though and, a bit later, a catbird seat as a hurricane-force shitstorm blew up out of ''nowhere''.  


In June 2024, Lynch and Chamberlain were acquitted on all counts.
There are ''so'' many ironies in this story. Anyway.


After the acquittal, Chamberlain returned to his home in Cambridgeshire while, by way of celebration, Lynch treated his daughter and some close friends to a fortnight on his superyacht, ''The Bayesian'' in the Mediterranean.
====White Wedding====
{{drop|T|he other city}} players saw what Autonomy was doing and took notice. Big Tech was not about to let the plucky Fenland brainboxes eat the world by all by themselves. It wanted in.  


On 17 August 2024 Stephen Chamberlain was hit by a car while jogging in Longstanton Cambridgeshire. He died of his injuries two days later.
In 2011, American megasaur Hewlett Packard pounced. Swooned by honeyed projections of hoverboards, time-travelling deLoreans and alchemical [[machines of loving grace]] turning our manifold mumblings into pure gold, HP acquired Autonomy lock, stock and barrel for a shade over US$11 billion. This was about seventy per cent over its prevailing market valuation.  


Early on the morning of the same day, while at anchor half a mile off the port of Porticello on the north coast of Sicily, ''The Bayesian'' was hit by a freak storm and, in the space of about 16 minutes, capsized and sank, tragically killing Lynch, his daughter and five others.
''Seventy per cent.''
===Conspiracy theory===
The improbable circumstances of these accidents, within two days of each other and just weeks after their acquittals, raised eyebrows. It seemed, if nothing else, to be an ''extraordinary'' coincidence, although the mainstream media quickly rationalised that an actual conspiracy here was highly unlikely — no one had anything obvious to gain, for one thing, and orchestrating any freak storm at all, let alone powerful enough to capsize and sink a 55-metre, 550-ton yacht is beyond the capacity even of the deep state. If you wanted to “off” a business executive, there were ''far'' easier ways of doing it.
Autonomy’s board wasted no time in seeking shareholder approval. HP’s board didn’t. Its shareholders went ''nuts''. Its stock plummeted 20%. Within a month, the board had fired the CEO<ref> This was not entirely due to the autonomy acquisition, but it was a significant component.</ref> but HP carried on and closed the deal anyway.


Yet, still, the unfiltered maw of uninformed public speculation — from which I write, dear correspondent — found this all very fishy.
It was a disaster.  


How could a $40m state-of-the-art superyacht, crewed by experienced mariners just ''sink'', in sixteen minutes, while at anchor, during a summer storm?
Within a year HP had ejected Lynch and written down its investment by, coincidentally, about seventy per cent. Within five years, HP had flogged the whole thing off for glue.


===Conspiracy v irony: Bayesian reasoning===
====Catch my fall====
We hear more and more about “[[Bayesian reasoning]]”. This method of statistical reasoning derived from the work of Thomas Bayes, an (at the time) obscure 18th-century Presbyterian minister from Tunbridge Wells, now dominates modern information technology and was important enough to Mike Lynch's business for him to name his superyacht in its honour.
{{drop|W|hose fault was}} that? On one hand, Autonomy’s presentations and projections were on the “optimistic” side. On the other, HP had a truly dismal record when it came to transformative acquisition: its previous deals (Compaq in 2002, EDS  in 2008, and Palm in 2010) had all been ''catastrophic''. There was a pattern here.


{{qd|Bayesian reasoning|/beɪːzˈiːən ˈriːzᵊnɪŋ/|n|A method of statistical inference that updates a probability as more information becomes available about the hypothesis. Bayesian reasoning ensures comprehensive use of available information:
Cue ''all manner'' of litigation. HP shareholders sued the board for its conduct of the acquisition. HP sued Lynch and his management team, accusing them of tricking HP into overpaying for the company. The Serious Fraud Office, [[Securities and Exchange Commission|SEC]] and FBI launched parallel investigations into Autonomy’s potentially fraudulent misrepresentations. It seems extraordinary that three criminal agencies were intervening on the part of an organisation as sophisticated as Hewlett Packard.
{{L1}}improves risk assessment and forecasting.<li>
is used in artificial intelligence to allow machine learning algorithms to learn and adapt from their data more effectively. <li>
helps evaluate evidence and enables more informed judgments, ensuring that decisions are based on a comprehensive analysis of all available information</ol>}}


Automony’s IDOL platform used Bayesian inference to manage and analyze unstructured data, enabling it to make probabilistic predictions and improve information retrieval.
Autonomy’s position was that HP had simply misunderstood the product, integrated it poorly and then mismanaged it after acquisition.


Bayesian inference is not, of course, flawless: prior probabilities can still turn out to be misleading. Correct application of Bayes’ principles might have told Lynch as they dropped anchor at Porticello that his yacht was most unlikely to sink in the night.
The various civil actions rumbled on for years. In 2022, having spent a further USD100m, HP won a pyrrhic billion dollars of the five it sought from Lynch. Lynch appealed but, before the appeal could be heard, he and his former Vice President of Finance, Stephen Chamberlain were extradited to the United States to face wire fraud and conspiracy charges.  


====Goats and Ferraris====
The criminal standard of proof being higher, things went better for the Autonomy executives this time. In June 2024, Lynch and Chamberlain were acquitted of all criminal charges.


===Blame and exculpation===
Following the verdict, Stephen Chamberlain returned to his home in Cambridgeshire. Lynch headed with his family to the Mediterranean, where he hosted friends on his superyacht, ''The Bayesian''.
{{drop|T|he blame and}} recrimination process started quickly after the accident. Italian police launched an investigation and raised the possibility of manslaughter or “culpable shipwreck” charges against the Bayesian’s skipper, chief engineer and the sailor on watch duty at the time of the incident. All were professional sailors.<ref>https://apnews.com/article/italy-sicily-superyacht-sinking-investigation-7b26e40e9efd69c4d08e189093f67ad9</ref>


In the meantime, the yacht’s builder, The Italian Sea Group,<ref>Strictly speaking, the ''successor'' to the boat’s builder: Perini Navi, which constructed the Bayesian in 2008, had been acquired by TISG in 2021.</ref> made a series of unusually strident public statements blaming the crew for mishandling the boat and thereby injuring the boat builders reputation. In September 2024 TISG launched, then quickly disowned, civil suit against the Bayesian’s crew and owner — a company controlled by Mike Lynch’s widow Angela Bacares — seeking compensation for reputational damage and loss of earnings, alleging among other things that the crew was inappropriately selected, did not make necessary preparations for the storm despite advanced weather warnings, and their actions during the storm contributed to the sinking.
====One night, one chance====
{{drop|O|n 17 August}} 2024, while jogging near his home, Stephen Chamberlain was hit by a car. Tragically, he died of his injuries two days later.


TISG itself is under police investigation in connection with the tragedy: this may explain its precipitate behaviour in launching formal legal proceedings: one way of getting ahead of suspicion as a wrongdoer is to cast yourself as the victim.
Early on the morning of the 19th of August — ''that day Chamberlain died'' — Mike Lynch’s yacht was hit by a freak storm while at anchor off the coast of Sicily. She capsized and sank within 16 minutes, killing Lynch, his daughter and five others.


===Linear and systems: two competing theories===
You could not, many were inclined to believe, make it up. The improbable circumstances of these accidents, within days of each other and just weeks after their acquittals, seemed an ''extraordinary'' coincidence, although the mainstream media quickly rationalised that an ''actual'' conspiracy here was implausible.  
{{quote| A conspiracy theorist is someone who’s never tried to organise a surprise party.
— John F. Kennedy}}
Hold this as a provisional hypothesis: We can bifurcate explanations of the world into [[Linear theory|''linear'' theories]] and [[systems theory|''systems'' theories]].  


“Linear theories” view the world as a [[complicated system|complicated]], but essentially logical system.<ref>“[[Complicated system]]s” are bounded interactive processes: they involve interaction with autonomous agents but within fixed boundaries and according to preconfigured, known and static rules of engagement. All relevant information is available to, even if not necessarily known ''by'', all participants in the system.</ref> They maybe forward- or backward-engineered. They may require great skill to navigate, but they are nevertheless, in theory, predictable, in the sense that all events in them are caused, have effects and operate according to a single, consistent set of rules. One can regard the behaviour of the system as a case of causes and effects. There are, therefore, “root causes” for what happens which dominate the incidental circumstances in which they operate. The inspirational CEO, the star striker, the [[Bad apple|bad apples]] who ruined it for everyone, the [[operator]] whose human error caused the air crash: these are linear explanations.  
There were no obvious conspirators, for one thing. HP had little to gain, and orchestrating a freak storm powerful enough to sink a 550-ton yacht was surely beyond the coordinating powers of an organisation which repeatedly struggled to manage basic [[due diligence]].  


Now the nature of complicated systems is that, while it may be an integral, whole, consistent system, we cannot always see the whole thing. Sometimes our root cause regression reaches a dead, unsatisfactory end simply due to a lack of information. The natural response in a linear system is to therefore ''seek more information''. The system has a complete state — there is a “bottom”:<ref>In information theory, the “entropy” in a system is a function of the information capacity of the system. A given string of symbols has a maximum information capacity.</ref> we just need to find it. Where that information is available, we should get it.  
Plus, if you ''did'' want to “off” an executive, there are easier ways of doing it than summoning a biblical storm. Apparently.


Where it is not where an event happens for which there is no apparent cause, [[inference]] is required. We must hypothesise, backwards from what we know about the system to infer what happened.  
Yet, still, the unfiltered maw of uninformed public speculation from which I write — found this all very, well, fishy.


Much of the time, this is easy to do. We are natural inference engines. All of science proceed
That must have been ''some kind of storm''. How often do massive ships sink, at anchor, in bad weather? Does that ''ever'' happen? What, in other words, are the odds of that?


Conspiracy theories are typically linear explanations in that they put ultimate blame (or credit) for a given state of affairs things down to the intentional actions, be they malign or well-meant, of a limited number of disproportionately influential people.
And so we face one more in this story's remarkable collection of ironies: the way to determine whether the Bayesian was sabotaged or merely the victim of a ghastly misfortune is to use ''[[Bayesian inference]]''.


“Systems theories” view the world as a non-linear [[complex system]].<ref>[[Complex systems]] are “unbounded, interactive process. Involves interaction with autonomous agents without boundaries, without pre-agreed rules, and where information is limited and asymmetric. Rules, boundaries and each participant’s objectives are dynamic and change interactively. Impossible to predict.”</ref> attribute outcomes to the behaviour of a wider interlocking system of relationships where individuals’ acumen or motivations contribute to, but rarely determine the outcomes the system produces. They are usually non-linear: in a [[complex system]] ''unexpectable'' things can and do happen. This is generally not a single person’s fault, but an unexpected consequence of the design of the system. As systems experience unexpected consequences they tend to learn and adjust to them.  
====The Right Way ====
{{drop|B|ayesian statistics is}} an approach to inferential reasoning that takes a “prior probability” (an initial assessment of the probability of an event based on general knowledge) and updates it with specific observations to create a revised “posterior probability” of the specific event given the available evidence.  


Old systems, having been around for longer and having been exposed to more variations in condition, are better stress-tested and therefore throw up fewer unexpected consequences than ''new'' systems.<ref>This is sometimes called the [[Lindy effect]], but is also explained in terms of [[Pace layering|pace layering]]: old systems occupy deeper layers.</ref>
There is no better example of [[Bayesian inference]] at work than the [[Monty Hall problem]]. What follows will seem either trite, or completely Earth-shattering, depending on whether you have come across it before or not. It indicates, too, how tremendously bad our instinctive grasp of probabilities is:


{{monty hall capsule}}


I will grant you at once that this is a wide conception indeed of “conspiracy theory”: it includes not just gunpowder plots and Russian bots in Western elections but the general idea that great art is the product of singular genius, commercial success is the outcome of exceptional leadership, and jazz is not just a succession of happy accidents.
Bayesian inference invites us to update our assessment of probabilities based on what we have since learned. We do this quite naturally in certain environments — when playing cards, for example: once the Ace, has been played, you know your King is high, and that to update a Bayesian prior— but not in others. We tend to be better at Bayesian reasoning in familiar circumstances, like card games and not in novel ones like Ferrari and goat competitions.


By contrast, systems theory says in a nutshell, into a bit more complicated than that. In the case of great artists and great visionary business people, their input into the artistic process is not discounted altogether but instead aggregated with a great deal of other system information to generate an outcome. Shakespeare was indeed a genius but would yet have died in anonymity were it not for his sponsors, publishers, patrons, theatres, actors, critics and audience: the magnificent cultural establishment that we now know as the Shakespeare canon contains a lot of stuff that was nothing to do with William Shakespeare.  
====Come on, come on====
{{drop|W|e are pattern}}-seeking animals. Narratisers. We are drawn to dramatic stories with heroes and villains. When key figures in a meme-cluster of ill-advised litigation tragically die in freak conditions we demand an explanation. It does not seem satisfactory to conclude it was “just one of those things”.


====Systems and paradigms====
We are tempted to update the probability assessment dramatically because of the timing and the freak nature of the storm in Sicily. But here Bayesian inference — the mathematical foundations for Autonomy’s IDOL machines — tell us a different story: sometimes patterns are just noise. Ships sink — especially ships with unusually tall masts and retractable keels. Sometimes joggers get hit by cars. Not often, but more often than corporations summon freak storms and coordinate random traffic to commit executive murder.
I rabbit on ''a lot'' on this site about power structures and [[paradigm]]s. These are ''systems'' of political, scientific and cultural control.


====Systemantics====
The sceptical principle “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence” holds only where we have not looked for evidence. If you have, and there is none, there ''is'' evidence of absence.  
The best place to start [[systems theory]] is {{author|John Gall}}’s short, acerbic, funny and devastatingly incisive book {{br|Systemantics: The Systems Bible}}. System theories have an acronym: “POSIWID”: the “''purpose of a system is what it does''. This, Gall gently points out, Is by inevitable outcome not what those who designed the system had in mind. The System tends to oppose its own intended function so therefore to blame conspirators Who occupy positions of ostensible influence and power within the system is rather to miss the point. They are as much victims of systemantics as anyone else.
Sometimes there aren’t enough data to update our “priors”. The rational response is to acknowledge the limitations of our inference — even when the coincidences seem to cry out for a more dramatic explanation.


====Operator error====
HP’s folly was to draw too many conclusions from too little data during its Autonomy due diligence. We should avoid making the same mistake when analysing tragic events.
We should not be surprised to hear operator error advanced as a cause. It is a clear, linear root cause — suitable for a linear theory of complicated system where a trained expert fell short of a required standard — and it has the additional advantage of ''not challenging the overall integrity of the system''. It was not management’s fault, nor failure to supervise, nor the ship’s design, but component failure. Where the component that fails is an autonomous agent there is only so much a system administrator can do.  The strategic end-point is to ''design out the need for autonomous components in the system'' at all — until very recently this has been an impossible Idealistic end point but with natural language models equipped with, powers of, well, Bayesian reasoning (I told you there would be some irony in this post), perhaps that point is not so far away.
 
But as long as fallible human autonomous agents are still needed for edge case tasks — for all the mindboggling technology aboard a state of the art super yacht, it still needs a skipper an engineer and a watch detail — the scope for human error is unavoidable.
 
====Defamation====
The claim was brought at Italian law, and withdrawn before anyone got much of a look at it, but it is fun to imagine it was essentially one of [[defamation]]:
 
{{Qd|Defamation|ˌdɛfəˈmeɪʃᵊn|n|A false statement about a person, communicated to others, that harms the person’s reputation.
 
The statement must be untrue, specific enough to identify the person and published or shared with third parties such that it damages the person’s reputation or standing.}}
 
Can your careless ''conduct'' — not “representational” gestures; actually non-communicative acts, like steering (or not steering) a boat — be a ''statement''?
 
The defamatory “statement”, we presume, would be that ''the boat was designed so badly that, even at anchor, a crew of competent professionals sailors could not stop it scuttling in a severe storm''.
 
That allegation would certainly be defamatory to a shipbuilder. ''If it were untrue''.
 
But the problem the shipbuilder has is that the ship ''did'' sink at anchor in a storm. This does normally happen to well designed ships. Presuming it was well designed, then either (i) the storm’s ferocity or (ii) the sailors’ negligence, was truly unprecedented.
 
And here, again Bayesian reasoning can help us. We have 3500 years of Mediterranean seafaring experience. This plays out across two dimensions firstly the experience of the kind of weather conditions that can occur in the Mediterranean. Our “Lindy database” of freak events — which include eruptions on Etna and the Aeolian islands, is massive. Each one of those experiences in is buried deep in the pace layers of Mediterranean seafaring knowledge. We know the conditions ship builders must design for. The other dimension is the parameters of ship design. Ships falling comfortably within the tested limits of ship design are unlikely to be unsuitable for the conditions in the Mediterranean. The bayesian was not unusually long, nor unusually heavy, nor was its retractable keel and unusual design. While it is a relatively new innovation, it's a specific advantage in the comparatively shallow and tranquil waters of the Mediterranean.
So the Bayesian was in most respects not an unusual boat. But it was in one colon at the time of its construction in 2008, the bayesians mast was the tallest single yacht mast in history. The next tallest, one of the five masts on the royal clipper, constructed in 2000, with just 60 meters, some 12 meters shorter than the bayesian’s 73 m mast. And the royal clipper is a 179 metre long, permanently keeled square rigged ship. The Bayesian’s mast, relative to its Hull length and given its retractable keel, was extraordinarily disproportionate.
 
A third angle of prior probability is the acumen of the crew. We should review The historical information for situations in which crew failure was the sole attributed cause of the sinking of a ship at anchor.
 
This is really another way of asking this question: is it possible to design out of a ship the risk that it would be capsized and sunk purely by inclement weather? Can you solve for human failure, or is the nature of seafaring so dependent on human decision that it is impossible for a ship to design a way the risk of human error?

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Bayesian reasoning
/beɪːzˈiːən ˈriːzᵊnɪŋ/ (n.)

A method of statistical inference that updates an event’s probability from a general baseline probability as more information about the specific event becomes available .

Hot in the City

Like so many before them, Mike Lynch and Richard Gaunt, a pair of post-doctoral researchers into neural networks at Cambridge University, dreamed of commuting their intellectual achievements into city success. They had scaled the dreaming spires. They could see how revolutionary their technology would be: they were uniquely placed to lead the vanguard.

So, they founded a start up in 1996. They called it Autonomy. They imbued it with an aggressive, sales-led culture. They treated their top producers “like rock stars” and, allegedly, fired the bottom 5% of the sales force each quarter.

Vital Idol

Autonomy’s flagship product was IDOL: an “intelligent data operating layer” platform using, for the time, advanced pattern recognition and algorithmic inferential reasoning techniques to extract data from the morass of unstructured information with which modern corporations are inundated: documents, correspondence, contracts, instant messages, email and phone data.

IDOL promised a revolution: pure crystalline business intelligence out of a previously unnavigable swamp.

Now, socially awkward brainboxes hawking monstrous machines powered by mystical tools to convert oceans of muck into nuggets of brass had quite the cachet in 2005. It has quite the cachet now, come to think of it.

One obvious application was in document management — a subject dear to the heart of any budding legal operationalist — so, unusually, we legal eagles were a prime target for the marketing blitz.

I remember it well: in a nutshell: awesome client entertainment; cool pitch; premium pricing; cluttered website, poor demo. Didn’t buy.

Got tickets to White Hart Lane, though and, a bit later, a catbird seat as a hurricane-force shitstorm blew up out of nowhere.

There are so many ironies in this story. Anyway.

White Wedding

The other city players saw what Autonomy was doing and took notice. Big Tech was not about to let the plucky Fenland brainboxes eat the world by all by themselves. It wanted in.

In 2011, American megasaur Hewlett Packard pounced. Swooned by honeyed projections of hoverboards, time-travelling deLoreans and alchemical machines of loving grace turning our manifold mumblings into pure gold, HP acquired Autonomy lock, stock and barrel for a shade over US$11 billion. This was about seventy per cent over its prevailing market valuation.

Seventy per cent.

Autonomy’s board wasted no time in seeking shareholder approval. HP’s board didn’t. Its shareholders went nuts. Its stock plummeted 20%. Within a month, the board had fired the CEO[1] but HP carried on and closed the deal anyway.

It was a disaster.

Within a year HP had ejected Lynch and written down its investment by, coincidentally, about seventy per cent. Within five years, HP had flogged the whole thing off for glue.

Catch my fall

Whose fault was that? On one hand, Autonomy’s presentations and projections were on the “optimistic” side. On the other, HP had a truly dismal record when it came to transformative acquisition: its previous deals (Compaq in 2002, EDS in 2008, and Palm in 2010) had all been catastrophic. There was a pattern here.

Cue all manner of litigation. HP shareholders sued the board for its conduct of the acquisition. HP sued Lynch and his management team, accusing them of tricking HP into overpaying for the company. The Serious Fraud Office, SEC and FBI launched parallel investigations into Autonomy’s potentially fraudulent misrepresentations. It seems extraordinary that three criminal agencies were intervening on the part of an organisation as sophisticated as Hewlett Packard.

Autonomy’s position was that HP had simply misunderstood the product, integrated it poorly and then mismanaged it after acquisition.

The various civil actions rumbled on for years. In 2022, having spent a further USD100m, HP won a pyrrhic billion dollars of the five it sought from Lynch. Lynch appealed but, before the appeal could be heard, he and his former Vice President of Finance, Stephen Chamberlain were extradited to the United States to face wire fraud and conspiracy charges.

The criminal standard of proof being higher, things went better for the Autonomy executives this time. In June 2024, Lynch and Chamberlain were acquitted of all criminal charges.

Following the verdict, Stephen Chamberlain returned to his home in Cambridgeshire. Lynch headed with his family to the Mediterranean, where he hosted friends on his superyacht, The Bayesian.

One night, one chance

On 17 August 2024, while jogging near his home, Stephen Chamberlain was hit by a car. Tragically, he died of his injuries two days later.

Early on the morning of the 19th of August — that day Chamberlain died — Mike Lynch’s yacht was hit by a freak storm while at anchor off the coast of Sicily. She capsized and sank within 16 minutes, killing Lynch, his daughter and five others.

You could not, many were inclined to believe, make it up. The improbable circumstances of these accidents, within days of each other and just weeks after their acquittals, seemed an extraordinary coincidence, although the mainstream media quickly rationalised that an actual conspiracy here was implausible.

There were no obvious conspirators, for one thing. HP had little to gain, and orchestrating a freak storm powerful enough to sink a 550-ton yacht was surely beyond the coordinating powers of an organisation which repeatedly struggled to manage basic due diligence.

Plus, if you did want to “off” an executive, there are easier ways of doing it than summoning a biblical storm. Apparently.

Yet, still, the unfiltered maw of uninformed public speculation — from which I write — found this all very, well, fishy.

That must have been some kind of storm. How often do massive ships sink, at anchor, in bad weather? Does that ever happen? What, in other words, are the odds of that?

And so we face one more in this story's remarkable collection of ironies: the way to determine whether the Bayesian was sabotaged or merely the victim of a ghastly misfortune is to use Bayesian inference.

The Right Way

Bayesian statistics is an approach to inferential reasoning that takes a “prior probability” (an initial assessment of the probability of an event based on general knowledge) and updates it with specific observations to create a revised “posterior probability” of the specific event given the available evidence.

There is no better example of Bayesian inference at work than the Monty Hall problem. What follows will seem either trite, or completely Earth-shattering, depending on whether you have come across it before or not. It indicates, too, how tremendously bad our instinctive grasp of probabilities is:

You are a game-show contestant. The host shows you three doors and tells you: “Behind one of those doors is a Ferrari. Behind the other two are goats.[2] You may choose one door.

Knowing you have a ⅓ chance, you choose a door at random.

Now the host theatrically opens one of the doors you didn’t choose, revealing a goat.

Two closed doors remain. She offers you the chance to reconsider your choice.

Do you stick with your original choice, switch, or does it not make a difference?

Intuition suggests it makes no difference. At the beginning, each door carries an equal probability: ⅓, After the reveal, the remaining doors still do: ½.

So, while your odds have improved, the odds remain equal for each unopened door. So, it still doesn’t matter which you choose: Right?

Wrong. The best odds are if you switch: there remains a ⅓ chance the car is behind the first door you picked; there is now a ⅔ chance the Ferrari is behind the other door. Staying put is to commit to a choice you made then the odds were worse.

We know this thanks to Bayesian inference. There are two categories of door; ones you chose, and ones you didn’t. There’s only one door in the “chosen” category and two doors in the “unchosen” category. At the start you knew each was equally likely to hold the car. This was the “prior probability”. There was a ⅓ chance per door or, if we categorise the doors, a ⅓ chance it was behind a chosen door and a ⅔ chance it was behind an unchosen door.

Then you got some updated information, but only about the “unchosen door” category: One of those doors definitely doesn’t hold the car. You have no new information about the “chosen door” category, however.

You can update your prior probability estimates about the unchosen doors. One now has a zero chance of holding the car. Therefore, it follows the other door has a ⅔ chance. All the odds of the unchosen category now sit behind its single unopened door.

Therefore you have a better chance of winning the car (though not a certainty — one time in three you’ll lose) if you switch.

Bayesian inference invites us to update our assessment of probabilities based on what we have since learned. We do this quite naturally in certain environments — when playing cards, for example: once the Ace, has been played, you know your King is high, and that to update a Bayesian prior— but not in others. We tend to be better at Bayesian reasoning in familiar circumstances, like card games and not in novel ones like Ferrari and goat competitions.

Come on, come on

We are pattern-seeking animals. Narratisers. We are drawn to dramatic stories with heroes and villains. When key figures in a meme-cluster of ill-advised litigation tragically die in freak conditions we demand an explanation. It does not seem satisfactory to conclude it was “just one of those things”.

We are tempted to update the probability assessment dramatically because of the timing and the freak nature of the storm in Sicily. But here Bayesian inference — the mathematical foundations for Autonomy’s IDOL machines — tell us a different story: sometimes patterns are just noise. Ships sink — especially ships with unusually tall masts and retractable keels. Sometimes joggers get hit by cars. Not often, but more often than corporations summon freak storms and coordinate random traffic to commit executive murder.

The sceptical principle “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence” holds only where we have not looked for evidence. If you have, and there is none, there is evidence of absence. Sometimes there aren’t enough data to update our “priors”. The rational response is to acknowledge the limitations of our inference — even when the coincidences seem to cry out for a more dramatic explanation.

HP’s folly was to draw too many conclusions from too little data during its Autonomy due diligence. We should avoid making the same mistake when analysing tragic events.

  1. This was not entirely due to the autonomy acquisition, but it was a significant component.
  2. Why goats? — Ed